Why I will never drive a BMW.....

DCNISMO · 03-31-2017, 12:45 PM

Whats to say......

Here's Me And My BMW Family

I hate gay-ish sweaters that why.

TerribleONE · 03-31-2017, 01:02 PM

DLSTR · 03-31-2017, 02:22 PM

Owning a sweater does not make one a BMW driver. Its an article of clothing with a logo. I love my BMW and Im probably buying another. I do not own a BMW sweater.

God-Speed · 03-31-2017, 04:00 PM

Stright_Drop · 03-31-2017, 04:27 PM

what???

DCNISMO · 03-31-2017, 08:30 PM

Quote:

I do not own a BMW sweater.

How about the cheesy mustache?

370Zsteve · 03-31-2017, 08:32 PM

There is nothing sweeter than that straight-six

kenchan · 03-31-2017, 10:33 PM

da last bimmer da rental car place gave me was a pos.

altima/camry drives better...and the interior was nicer too.. wtf

Zerafian · 03-31-2017, 10:52 PM

easier to say youll never own a BMW because its a BMW...dont be bringing peoples fashion choices into it!

DCNISMO · 03-31-2017, 11:31 PM

I'll watch more of Fear The Walking Dead before I own a BMW.

Cyber370 · 04-01-2017, 06:59 AM

And don't forget, you need to complete the compulsory "How to drive like an a$$hole" training before you can buy one....LOL. That's where they teach you techniques such as how to never use blinkers, park in no-parking zones, disregard the existence of other cars on the road, etc.

ZCanadian · 04-01-2017, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber370

And don't forget, you need to complete the compulsory "How to drive like an a$$hole" training before you can buy one....LOL. That's where they teach you techniques such as how to never use blinkers, park in no-parking zones, disregard the existence of other cars on the road, etc.

You probably don't know this, but turn signals are an option on all BMW models since the '90's. Apparently an expensive one, so only a very small number of cars were ever spec'ed with them. And the owners of the few that were, don't want to wear them out.

Great article for a Saturday morning chuckle. Thanks OP.

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