Humour: Its a slow week on the humour front ... Missing Person Report

BGTV8 · 01-08-2020, 08:50 PM

A GUY THING

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.
OFFICER : Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
Husband : A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 .with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We'll find your truck.

With apologies to the ladies on the forum !!!!

Spooler · 01-08-2020, 09:33 PM

LOL, Classic.

Rusty · 01-09-2020, 10:45 AM

That's close to the truth.

sx moneypit · 01-09-2020, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty

That's close to the truth.

axmea? · 01-11-2020, 12:29 AM

Joking aside, hope you are far from the fires down under.

01-08-2020, 08:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
BGTV8 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: 03350 Australia Posts: 1,514 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z M6 Rep Power: 39973	Humour: Its a slow week on the humour front ... Missing Person Report A GUY THING Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER : Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. OFFICER : Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed. OFFICER : Colour of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember. OFFICER : What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. OFFICER : What kind of truck was it? Husband : A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 .with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up. OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We'll find your truck. With apologies to the ladies on the forum !!!! JARblue, cv129, Rusty and 7 others like this.

01-08-2020, 09:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Spooler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ga Posts: 13,834 Drives: 2013 Nismo 370z Rep Power: 2684392	LOL, Classic. Rusty, sx moneypit and Zingston like this.

01-09-2020, 10:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,218 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	That's close to the truth. Spooler and Zingston like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

01-11-2020, 12:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
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