Be Careful of Who You Hit When Fleeing the Scene!

Junkman2008

So my buddy calls me up a 9:00 AM this morning asking me if I had my buffer in my hands. I told him that I was waxing something but her name wasn't "car". Of all the nerve, he knows that I am either sleep or "working" that damn early in the morning! He's a bachelor too so he KNOWS better!

Here's what happened. He's turning into a parking lot and some guy with no license decides to pull out and swipe the back end of his car. Realizing what he did, the guy decides to run. Bad decision. My buddy is a detective with the local PD and he was driving his unmarked Charger with a HEMI. So he chases the guy for a block and pulls him over. I told him that it must be nice having a cop around when you need one!

Bottom line is, this bumper will need to painted in order to make it 100% perfect, which means that he would have to turn it in to the motor pool. He didn't want to do that because he knows that he would get a hooptie to drive while they take their time fixing his. He wasn't having any of that so he called me. Here's the damage he showed up with.











Damage like this is going to require a more aggressive polisher than the PC-7424XP if you want to fix it sometime this week. At the same time, a rotary polisher could have easily MELTED this rear fascia considering how flexible it is. Since he was in a hurry, I had to just blast the job out. So I broke out some 3M Perfect-It™ I Rubbing Compound, 3M Perfect-It™ II Machine Polish, a flat surfaced green pad, a flat surfaced white pad and my trusty ol' Flex-3401VRG.

A couple of things to note. Normally I would have washed and clayed that area, and wet sanded that remaining scratch out of the paint. However, due to time restraints, I just did the "hook a brutha' up" repair. If you saw the finished product, you wouldn't have ever known that this car was in an accident. I told him to make sure that he reported it to Car Fax.

Here's the final results.












And because you all know that I never fake the funk, here's the flash test.








He asked me what I wanted for the job. I told him to dance like Calvin & Hobbs. He said he'll meet me at Texas Roadhouse.

My Lord, I would have loved to seen the face of that guy when his rear view mirror filled up with Christmas lights!



That's all folks!

The Junkman

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Chuck33079

Gotta love the instant karma. How many charges did he pop the other driver for?

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Junkman2008

Since he didn't feel like doing all the paperwork, he just cited him for the wreck and towed his car. He could have hooked and booked him for leaving the scene alone.

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Chuck33079

Damn. I'd have gone Old Testament and slapped him with everything I thought would stick, and some other stuff that wouldn't.

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Junkman2008

You and me BOTH!

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JARblue

Superb job as always

Love the C&H reference

And yeah, I'm with you guys. I would have nailed that guy's a$$ to the wall. Anything and everything

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kenchan

came out nice, junkman! glad to see it was mostly just paint transfer.

Limeybastard

I love this guy. Been reading his posts and watching his videos since I joined this forum.

Junkman2008

Thanks gents.

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Zbrah

I been following his vids and advice since the gencoupe days...2010 ish. Junkman is Da Man!

P's_Z

Awesome job junkman!

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