Vossen = Joke

Jeffblue · 09-10-2010, 10:29 PM

i went into a restaurant the other night. I wasn't sure whether i wanted chicken, steak, fish. So i had them make all four and i had a bite of each. i decided to go with pasta. I ate the whole thing but i didn't like it. They offered me a full refund or something else from the menu for free... so i was like 'OK i'll have a 5 pound lobsters!' then they were all like 'well... the lobster is twice as much as what you ordered in the first place' WTF! worst restaurant ever.

09-10-2010, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

i went into a restaurant the other night. I wasn't sure whether i wanted chicken, steak, fish. So i had them make all four and i had a bite of each. i decided to go with pasta. I ate the whole thing but i didn't like it. They offered me a full refund or something else from the menu for free... so i was like 'OK i'll have a 5 pound lobsters!' then they were all like 'well... the lobster is twice as much as what you ordered in the first place' WTF! worst restaurant ever.

goddamn greedy NY bastards I tell ya!

frost · 09-10-2010, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

i went into a restaurant the other night. I wasn't sure whether i wanted chicken, steak, fish. So i had them make all four and i had a bite of each. i decided to go with pasta. I ate the whole thing but i didn't like it. They offered me a full refund or something else from the menu for free... so i was like 'OK i'll have a 5 pound lobsters!' then they were all like 'well... the lobster is twice as much as what you ordered in the first place' WTF! worst restaurant ever.

I went to the Bunny Ranch, and I couldn't decide between the BJ, the handjob, anal, or P-in-the-V, so I told her to give me a bit of each. After sampling each one, I decided I wanted a threesome. She was like, "but that's twice as much" and wouldn't give it to me. TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

Trips · 09-10-2010, 10:34 PM

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I went to the Bunny Ranch, and I couldn't decide between the BJ, the handjob, anal, or P-in-the-V, so I told her to give me a bit of each. After sampling each one, I decided I wanted a threesome. She was like, "but that's twice as much" and wouldn't give it to me. TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

Jeffblue · 09-10-2010, 10:36 PM

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I went to the Bunny Ranch, and I couldn't decide between the BJ, the handjob, anal, or P-in-the-V, so I told her to give me a bit of each. After sampling each one, I decided I wanted a threesome. She was like, "but that's twice as much" and wouldn't give it to me. TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

yea but this is a little different, nubz didn't proceed to kidnap vossen and lock them in the dungeon in their basement with all the other hookers that have given them bad customer service.

shadoquad · 09-10-2010, 10:38 PM

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yea but this is a little different, nubz didn't proceed to kidnap vossen and lock them in the dungeon in their basement with all the other hookers that have given them bad customer service.

frost · 09-10-2010, 10:38 PM

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yea but this is a little different, nubz didn't proceed to kidnap vossen and lock them in the dungeon in their basement with all the other hookers that have given them bad customer service.

Hey hey hey, it doesn't matter what happened AFTER that bad customer service. What goes on in my basement is no one's business but mine, the FBI, DEA, and the bureau of tobacco alcohol and firearms

shadoquad · 09-10-2010, 10:39 PM

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Hey hey hey, it doesn't matter what happened AFTER that bad customer service. What goes on in my basement is no one's business but mine, the FBI, DEA, and the bureau of tobacco alcohol and firearms

And the guys importing the donkey.

frost · 09-10-2010, 10:41 PM

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And the guys importing the donkey.

and the gimp

frost · 09-10-2010, 10:41 PM

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and the gimp

and Screech from saved by the bell.

2theextreme · 09-10-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

I went to the Bunny Ranch, and I couldn't decide between the BJ, the handjob, anal, or P-in-the-V, so I told her to give me a bit of each. After sampling each one, I decided I wanted a threesome. She was like, "but that's twice as much" and wouldn't give it to me. TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

Who was she? Just the fact that you were able to sample a little of it all impressed me enough to ask.

frost · 09-10-2010, 10:55 PM

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Who was she? Just the fact that you were able to sample a little of it all impressed me enough to ask.

What can I say, she's a minx.

2theextreme · 09-10-2010, 10:57 PM

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Holy crap, frost! Was this the 3-some they were offering you? I hope you said yes!!

MEOW!!!

djpathfinder · 09-10-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

i went into a restaurant the other night. I wasn't sure whether i wanted chicken, steak, fish. So i had them make all four and i had a bite of each. i decided to go with pasta. I ate the whole thing but i didn't like it. They offered me a full refund or something else from the menu for free... so i was like 'OK i'll have a 5 pound lobsters!' then they were all like 'well... the lobster is twice as much as what you ordered in the first place' WTF! worst restaurant ever.

Hey, don't forget to go online when you get home and bash the restaurant because you were unreasonable. Little will you know this will not help your cause but it'll provide great entertainment to other connoisseur's of fine dining on a fine Friday night.

frost · 09-10-2010, 10:36 PM

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Hey, don't forget to go online when you get home and bash the restaurant because you were unreasonable. Little will you know this will not help your cause but it'll provide great entertainment to other connoisseur's of fine dining on a fine Friday night.

Yeah, obviously everyone will agree with him and flame the restaurant.

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Jeffblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: NY Age: 37 Posts: 9,192 Drives: Z32TT & 335xi Coupe Rep Power: 38	i went into a restaurant the other night. I wasn't sure whether i wanted chicken, steak, fish. So i had them make all four and i had a bite of each. i decided to go with pasta. I ate the whole thing but i didn't like it. They offered me a full refund or something else from the menu for free... so i was like 'OK i'll have a 5 pound lobsters!' then they were all like 'well... the lobster is twice as much as what you ordered in the first place' WTF! worst restaurant ever.