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Jeffblue 09-10-2010 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 716626)
I went to the Bunny Ranch, and I couldn't decide between the BJ, the handjob, anal, or P-in-the-V, so I told her to give me a bit of each. After sampling each one, I decided I wanted a threesome. She was like, "but that's twice as much" and wouldn't give it to me. TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

yea but this is a little different, nubz didn't proceed to kidnap vossen and lock them in the dungeon in their basement with all the other hookers that have given them bad customer service.

frost 09-10-2010 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by djpathfinder (Post 716632)
Hey, don't forget to go online when you get home and bash the restaurant because you were unreasonable. Little will you know this will not help your cause but it'll provide great entertainment to other connoisseur's of fine dining on a fine Friday night.

Yeah, obviously everyone will agree with him and flame the restaurant.

shadoquad 09-10-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 716633)
yea but this is a little different, nubz didn't proceed to kidnap vossen and lock them in the dungeon in their basement with all the other hookers that have given them bad customer service.

:bowrofl::roflpuke2::iagree:

frost 09-10-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 716633)
yea but this is a little different, nubz didn't proceed to kidnap vossen and lock them in the dungeon in their basement with all the other hookers that have given them bad customer service.

Hey hey hey, it doesn't matter what happened AFTER that bad customer service. What goes on in my basement is no one's business but mine, the FBI, DEA, and the bureau of tobacco alcohol and firearms :mad:

shadoquad 09-10-2010 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 716638)
Hey hey hey, it doesn't matter what happened AFTER that bad customer service. What goes on in my basement is no one's business but mine, the FBI, DEA, and the bureau of tobacco alcohol and firearms :mad:

And the guys importing the donkey.

frost 09-10-2010 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 716639)
And the guys importing the donkey.

and the gimp

frost 09-10-2010 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 716642)
and the gimp

and Screech from saved by the bell.

shadoquad 09-10-2010 10:43 PM

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...9/screech9.jpg

Jeffblue 09-10-2010 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 716643)
and Screech from saved by the bell.

and http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zNnqH9km2F...ris-hansen.jpg

frost 09-10-2010 10:46 PM

I guess, but Chris only watches. So it's kind of like he's not really there.

Jeffblue 09-10-2010 10:49 PM

i think you're confusing 'watching' with 'dripping hot wax on your chest'.... don't worry, it happens all the time

2theextreme 09-10-2010 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 716626)
I went to the Bunny Ranch, and I couldn't decide between the BJ, the handjob, anal, or P-in-the-V, so I told her to give me a bit of each. After sampling each one, I decided I wanted a threesome. She was like, "but that's twice as much" and wouldn't give it to me. TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

Who was she? Just the fact that you were able to sample a little of it all impressed me enough to ask. ;)

frost 09-10-2010 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 716648)
i think you're confusing 'watching' with 'dripping hot wax on your chest'.... don't worry, it happens all the time

I drop wax on my own chest. I'm the only one who can do it right. By "right," I of course mean right on the nipples.

2theextreme 09-10-2010 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 716651)
I drop wax on my own chest. I'm the only one who can do it right. By "right," I of course mean right on the nipples.

I beg to differ.....I was told I'm pretty handy with a candle.....:excited:

fullmonty 09-10-2010 10:53 PM

Ibtl


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