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Old 05-16-2011, 04:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My seat had fart juice in it?
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damn 2-second cones.
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My seat had fart juice in it?
I just saw that one - most excellent.
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definitely some inside jokes in there.
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definitely some inside jokes in there.
Yeah, there are quite a few inside jokes but I thought enough of them where general enough to share.
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you can add 2 for the 370.

i hit ice mode
fuel starve!
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you can add 2 for the 370.

i hit ice mode
fuel starve!
Ice mode is in there.
I'll have him add fuel starvation.
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i did use that last week when i had a horrific day......
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