Official NFL 2014 season trash talking thread.

exsanity · 02-03-2015, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Oh, and I don't have a heart of stone, it's just not something that should be done for a Superbowl ad. They're supposed to be funny.

I guess there are no talented people in the advertising/marketing business for these companies anymore. /shrug

All of the commercials made me want to hit someone, cut myself, kick a puppy, and crash a car (Nissan).

I don't have feels. It's like female hygiene products. Keep it in woman's magazines, don't put your bleeding vagina all in my face.

JARblue · 02-03-2015, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

A step/turn is considered a football move, which is what he did. That's a catch. No bias, by the book it was a catch.

lol you're like talking to a Nissan dealer

You're correct a step/turn is considered a football move, but only if you're not still in the process of the catch. If you don't regain your balance, taking an extra step does not count as a separate football move or act. He was continuing to fall as part of the catch process, despite there being a lunge in there as well. Can't blame the refs. Seriously. You have no argument.

The NFL actually used this catch by Calvin Johnson in 2010 as part of an educational video to explain the rules. Fuckin stupid idiots. Hopefully this ridiculous rule screwing Dallas out of a playoff game will finally be enough to get it fixed.

JARblue · 02-03-2015, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Oh, and I don't have a heart of stone, it's just not something that should be done for a Superbowl ad. They're supposed to be funny.

I guess there are no talented people in the advertising/marketing business for these companies anymore. /shrug

All of the commercials made me want to hit someone, cut myself, kick a puppy, and crash a car (Nissan).

I hope you know I'm just giving you $hit

I agree they should be funny. But where is that a rule? Obviously, people don't want funny any more. Otherwise, there would have been more funny ads

The whole idea of advertising in today's society sickens me. To misrepresent a product in order to maximize sales and profits

And the fact that the general public is so predictable that marketing in this fashion actually works is even more sickening. I'll be honest, I fast forwarded through the commercials whenever my wife wasn't watching with me. I hear about the funny ones later and watch them individually.

Haboob · 02-03-2015, 09:19 AM

They've been "funny" for the last umpteen million years (slight exaggeration).

Everyone at our party wanted funny ads, as did Facebook.

These stupid athletes keep beating their wives and girlfriends and making it public, so now we have to have ads that bring awareness to when these girls won't shut their mouths kill the good vibe at the Superbowl party.

Haboob · 02-03-2015, 09:20 AM

And I know you're giving me ****.

The puppy one was cute, but damn it, I don't want cute!

******* puppies and horses. Feels...

JARblue · 02-03-2015, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

They've been "funny" for the last umpteen million years (slight exaggeration).

Everyone at our party wanted funny ads, as did Facebook.

These stupid athletes keep beating their wives and girlfriends and making it public, so now we have to have ads that bring awareness to when these girls won't shut their mouths kill the good vibe at the Superbowl party.

vividracing · 02-03-2015, 10:09 AM

Mountain Dew one before Kickoff was the only one that made me laugh.

exsanity · 02-03-2015, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by vividracing

Mountain Dew one before Kickoff was the only one that made me laugh.

With all due respect, sir.. eh..

Haboob · 02-03-2015, 10:37 AM

I don't even remember the Mountain Dew commercial...

vividracing · 02-03-2015, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I don't even remember the Mountain Dew commercial...

Technically it was before the game started:

exsanity · 02-03-2015, 12:20 PM

I found the shenanigans to be dull. *shrug*

Haboob · 02-03-2015, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by vividracing

Technically it was before the game started:

Ohh, I remember that one. I didn't even know what product it was for. Sorry, I didn't like it at all.

exsanity · 02-03-2015, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Ohh, I remember that one. I didn't even know what product it was for. Sorry, I didn't like it at all.

vividracing · 02-03-2015, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Ohh, I remember that one. I didn't even know what product it was for. Sorry, I didn't like it at all.

Different jokes for different folks

I didn't laugh the second time I watched it, must have been that 1 beer buzz I had going.

To be honest, most of those commercials were far too serious and that seemed to be the general consensus of everything I've read.

Think for once we talked more during the commercials than the game.

Haboob · 02-03-2015, 08:47 PM

Yeah, we have hardly watched the commercials the past few SB's.

And does anyone actually watch the halftime show? In thirty years, I can't say that I've ever watched a HT show of the SB.

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Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1387	Yeah, we have hardly watched the commercials the past few SB's. And does anyone actually watch the halftime show? In thirty years, I can't say that I've ever watched a HT show of the SB.