Dallas

qbblitz · 11-08-2010, 08:52 AM

Another one bites the dust!!! Anyone wanting to take a bet Wade doesn't have a job in the next few days?????

qbblitz · 11-08-2010, 01:33 PM

A Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after the
COW BOYS win a Super Bowl" You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

shadoquad · 11-08-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by qbblitz

A Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after the
COW BOYS win a Super Bowl" You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

lol, ok, I've got one like this...

A divorce trial is under way, and the judge is having trouble determining who should take custody of the couple's son. So, in desperation, the judge questions the child.

He asks, "Billy, would you like to go live with your mommy?"

Billy replies, "No. Mommy drinks all day and hits me when I wake her up."

The judge continues, "Well would you like to live with daddy?"

"No," says Billy. "He beats me worse. He gets mad at me all the time."

The judge finally says, "Well, with whom would you like to live, little Billy?"

Billy says, "I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys. They can't beat anybody."

qbblitz · 11-08-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

lol, ok, I've got one like this...

A divorce trial is under way, and the judge is having trouble determining who should take custody of the couple's son. So, in desperation, the judge questions the child.

He asks, "Billy, would you like to go live with your mommy?"

Billy replies, "No. Mommy drinks all day and hits me when I wake her up."

The judge continues, "Well would you like to live with daddy?"

"No," says Billy. "He beats me worse. He gets mad at me all the time."

The judge finally says, "Well, with whom would you like to live, little Billy?"

Billy says, "I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys. They can't beat anybody."

Posted that one a couple pages ago on this thread lol...

shadoquad · 11-08-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by qbblitz

Posted that one a couple pages ago on this thread lol...

lol d'oh. I just

myself by not reading. lol sorry man.

theDreamer · 11-08-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

lol d'oh. I just

myself by not reading. lol sorry woman.

Fixed.

wishihadnav · 11-08-2010, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by qbblitz

Another one bites the dust!!! Anyone wanting to take a bet Wade doesn't have a job in the next few days?????

lol...he's gone today...damn now they might win a game

qbblitz · 11-11-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wishihadnav

lol...he's gone today...damn now they might win a game

Damn sure hope not!

wishihadnav · 11-11-2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by qbblitz

Damn sure hope not!

Jerry Jones is pitifull...how he thinks firing Wade and putting Garret in is better is beyond me..obviously he needed a scapegoat and we all know the seasons done for them...now theyre just shooting for picks

qbblitz · 11-12-2010, 11:56 AM

Go Eli, it's your birfday!

shadoquad · 11-12-2010, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wishihadnav

Jerry Jones is pitifull...how he thinks firing Wade and putting Garret in is better is beyond me..obviously he needed a scapegoat and we all know the seasons done for them...now theyre just shooting for picks

Well, if Garret is some sleeping giant of a coach, maybe he'll show signs of that for the second half of the season. If not, maybe he gets canned and they start calling in new candidates.

I think Jones knows that this season is over. It's all about looking for salvageable parts at this point.

wishihadnav · 11-12-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Well, if Garret is some sleeping giant of a coach, maybe he'll show signs of that for the second half of the season. If not, maybe he gets canned and they start calling in new candidates.

I think Jones knows that this season is over. It's all about looking for salvageable parts at this point.

yup..theyre just shooting for the draft at this point and hopefully find a competent coach...if Jones was smart, which he is not, he should go after Chucky...just throw a bunch of money at him and he'll leave MNF..haha.

shadoquad · 11-12-2010, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wishihadnav

yup..theyre just shooting for the draft at this point and hopefully find a competent coach...if Jones was smart, which he is not, he should go after Chucky...just throw a bunch of money at him and he'll leave MNF..haha.

Chucky, Cowher, Billick, maybe some young buck? I think that even if Garret does a good job, Jones should interview a ton of candidates. I mean, it's one of the most sought-after coaching positions in professional sports.

wishihadnav · 11-12-2010, 06:49 PM

^^i agree..lots of pressure coaching dallas..sort of like NotreDame..hahaha.

qbblitz · 11-15-2010, 12:06 PM

I guess it did work, but I ain't worried.... They'll choke just wished they hadn't beaten NY!

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11-08-2010, 08:52 AM	#76 (permalink)
qbblitz Base Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Houston Posts: 60 Drives: 2007 P.O.S. Rep Power: 15	Another one bites the dust!!! Anyone wanting to take a bet Wade doesn't have a job in the next few days?????

11-08-2010, 01:33 PM	#77 (permalink)
qbblitz Base Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Houston Posts: 60 Drives: 2007 P.O.S. Rep Power: 15	A Wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after the COW BOYS win a Super Bowl" You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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qbblitz Base Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Houston Posts: 60 Drives: 2007 P.O.S. Rep Power: 15	Go Eli, it's your birfday!

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wishihadnav A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 90090 Posts: 1,851 Drives: Force Fed Nismo Rep Power: 184	^^i agree..lots of pressure coaching dallas..sort of like NotreDame..hahaha.

11-15-2010, 12:06 PM	#90 (permalink)
qbblitz Base Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Houston Posts: 60 Drives: 2007 P.O.S. Rep Power: 15	I guess it did work, but I ain't worried.... They'll choke just wished they hadn't beaten NY!