come on Dallas...dont let me down!

Giants!

Can't wait for tonight, should be a fun game to watch!!

:facepalm: Really? REALLY?

Giants win

w00t! Nice stadium, though. :D

That was close at the end but mostly a raping LOL

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bowrofl:

NOMO ROMO!!!!!!!! Can't blame Jessica Simpson for this pathetic season! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

:facepalm:worst team ever...i want my money back!!

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damn you Dreamer!!..quit replying so fast..lol

I am everywhere.

haha..never will i bet on Dallas again..i should of known better..

I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen! I know my football!:bowrofl:

well they played good for the first 8 mins..haha..so much fail in dallas:shakes head:

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Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

I'm a die hard Cowboys fan, but I tell ya, this season has been a HUGE disappointment. Penalties and turnovers have literally cost us 4 games this season. Its just a reflection upon management within the organization. And now with Romo out, this should give Jerry all the more reason to fire Wade.

And whats with Jason Garrett's play calling. We have three pro bowl caliber running backs and we can't even average a 100 yards rushing in a game (we are 29th in the nfl in rushing the ball, averaging 86 yards per game). Jason is being too cute with his play calling and the Dallas Cowboys need to get back to football basics. Pound the ball down field with the running game which opens up the passing game. Plus, if we run the ball, it will slow down the pass rush, which will allow our poor offensive line a better chance to protect Romo. Our offensive line can't pass protect at all, so why do we continually pass the ball? Lets give those guys some confidence by blowing the defensive line off the ball and have the barbarian pound them. Just doesn't make sense.

Bottom line, on paper we are one of the most talented teams in the NFL, but on the field, we are one of the worse teams in the NFL, all a reflection of management and coaching.

Cowboys suck!!!!!!! F*** the cowboys!!!!!!!!! I hate the cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should e-mail Jones your resume then.

If I could, I would.

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A Cowboys losing season is ALMOST as good as a Niners winning season! i'll take it!!!

haha i agree!!..well Dallas paid for my food and drinks lastnight..go Cowboys!!..hahaha..

Every team in sports have a bad season...give them a break! Is enough with the Rangers losing too...:bowrofl:

I will never give the cowboys a break! I repeat... I will never give the cowboys a break! I hate the cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u love them:tup:..haha..just bet against them every week and you'll be rich!

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Hell no! There is no love there!!!!!

lol...im a skins fan so i hate them as much as you do!:tup:

I don't even think that is humanly possible....;)

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For
the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a
second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.


Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

You may not have heard that Jerry Jones offered to fly all of the rescued Chilean miners to Dallas for the next Cowboys game. He wants them to show the players how to climb out of a hole.

haha..

2 more days before i get paid betting against Dallas!!..hahaha

Another one bites the dust!!! Anyone wanting to take a bet Wade doesn't have a job in the next few days?????

A Wish To Live Forever


I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.


"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after the
COW BOYS win a Super Bowl" You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

lol, ok, I've got one like this...

A divorce trial is under way, and the judge is having trouble determining who should take custody of the couple's son. So, in desperation, the judge questions the child.

He asks, "Billy, would you like to go live with your mommy?"

Billy replies, "No. Mommy drinks all day and hits me when I wake her up."

The judge continues, "Well would you like to live with daddy?"

"No," says Billy. "He beats me worse. He gets mad at me all the time."

The judge finally says, "Well, with whom would you like to live, little Billy?"

Billy says, "I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys. They can't beat anybody."

Posted that one a couple pages ago on this thread lol...

lol d'oh. I just :owned: myself by not reading. lol sorry man.