A couple of jokes...

MarkSpencer · 05-12-2011, 09:00 PM

A couple of jokes...
Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

eastwest2300 · 12-07-2011, 01:20 AM

LMFAO!! That was pretty good.

Filipeanutz · 12-07-2011, 01:35 AM

3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!!

Lobo1114 · 01-10-2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Filipeanutz

3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!!

ROFLMFAO Dude that was a good one

Twilio · 06-27-2012, 06:35 AM

nice one dude...... what about this.......??

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

Vertigo · 06-27-2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Filipeanutz

3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!!

This was good

370Z Purist · 06-27-2012, 05:21 PM

Dead Man Impregnates Mortuary Worker

stesongta · 08-23-2012, 05:15 AM

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fonzo179 · 09-16-2013, 09:30 AM

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P's_Z · 09-16-2013, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

LMFAO!! That was pretty good.

+1 lmao

P's_Z · 09-16-2013, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Filipeanutz

3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!!

Hilarious!

Drakonis GTR · 02-12-2014, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 370Z Purist

Dead Man Impregnates Mortuary Worker

Hilarious.

turbospec · 07-15-2016, 08:28 PM

Why was barbie never sold pregnant?
Ken always came in another box!

P's_Z · 07-18-2016, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by turbospec

Why was barbie never sold pregnant?
Ken always came in another box!

Baronsmokes · 04-16-2018, 05:46 PM

Angry drunk walks into bar with jumper cables around his neck and orders a drink.Bartender says "Ok I will serve you a drink but don't try to start anything"

05-12-2011, 09:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
MarkSpencer Base Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Harbin Posts: 2 Drives: BMW Rep Power: 14	A couple of jokes... A couple of jokes... Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel. They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies. The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?" DEpointfive0, jpkirk, P's_Z and 2 others like this.

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Filipeanutz Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: PNW Age: 35 Posts: 86 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370Z 6MT Rep Power: 14	3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!! tvfreakazoid, joeybosco, Drakonis GTR and 2 others like this.

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Twilio Base Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: faisalabad Posts: 5 Drives: TWILIO has been intr Rep Power: 13	nice one dude...... what about this.......?? A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." jpkirk, P's_Z, Zbrah and 2 others like this. __________________ Ultra fast keto boost

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stesongta Base Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: stesongta Posts: 1 Drives: stesongta Rep Power: 13	I am totally agree with your oppinion.this post is very encouraging to people who want to know these topics.

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