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A couple of jokes...

A couple of jokes...
Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

LMFAO!! That was pretty good.

3 nurses working in a morgue discovered a dead man with a hard on. the 1st nurse says "I cant let that go to waste" and rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel f***in great!!!!

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Originally Posted by Filipeanutz (Post 1439420)

ROFLMFAO Dude that was a good one :bowrofl:

nice one dude...... what about this.......??

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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Originally Posted by Filipeanutz (Post 1439420)

This was good :tup:

I am totally agree with your oppinion.this post is very encouraging to people who want to know these topics.

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Originally Posted by sd4f1p89er (Post 2489303)

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 1439409)

LMFAO!! That was pretty good.

+1 lmao

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Originally Posted by Filipeanutz (Post 1439420)

Hilarious! :bowrofl:

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Originally Posted by 370Z Purist (Post 1794776)

Dead Man Impregnates Mortuary Worker

Hilarious.

Why was barbie never sold pregnant?
Ken always came in another box!

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Originally Posted by turbospec (Post 3517766)

Why was barbie never sold pregnant?
Ken always came in another box!

:bowrofl:

Angry drunk walks into bar with jumper cables around his neck and orders a drink.Bartender says "Ok I will serve you a drink but don't try to start anything"