A couple of jokes...

JARblue · 04-24-2018, 10:14 AM

What do a burnt pizza, a baby, and a shrunk t-shirt have in common?

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jwick · 04-24-2018, 10:27 AM

Papa Giuseppe takes his son the top of hill overlooking the harbor.

He says, ‘Son, look out at the harbor. You see all those boats? I built all those boats with these two hands, but do the call me Giuseppe the boat builder? Nope.’

He then points out over the village. ‘Son, look out over the village. You see all those roofs. I built all those roofs with these two hands, but do they call me Giuseppe the roof builder? Nope.’

‘But you f*ck one goat...’

JARblue · 04-24-2018, 10:36 AM

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

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jwick · 04-24-2018, 11:15 AM

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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

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Definition of a crack whore

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jwick A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston Posts: 14,532 Drives: '10 G37 6MT Rep Power: 2465056	A couple of jokes... Papa Giuseppe takes his son the top of hill overlooking the harbor. He says, ‘Son, look out at the harbor. You see all those boats? I built all those boats with these two hands, but do the call me Giuseppe the boat builder? Nope.’ He then points out over the village. ‘Son, look out over the village. You see all those roofs. I built all those roofs with these two hands, but do they call me Giuseppe the roof builder? Nope.’ ‘But you f*ck one goat...’ osbornsm and Spoiler like this. __________________ '10 G37T 6MT Graphite/Graphite - BP - G37T Build

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JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? ( Click to show/hide ) A hooker can wash her crack and resell it __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

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