How To Get A Life

MarkSpencer · 05-10-2011, 08:28 PM

How To Get A Life
It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.
Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.
If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.
Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.
Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

Lemers · 05-10-2011, 08:31 PM

Or just buy a Z

PapoZalsa · 05-10-2011, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemers

Or just buy a Z

and get a life!

frost · 05-10-2011, 08:44 PM

Lemers · 05-10-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PapoZalsa

and get a life!

Andstay off the Asian porn sites

dad · 05-10-2011, 08:56 PM

OP, I have to say, "that was good"!

Xan · 05-10-2011, 09:23 PM

ICQ, CRT.... When was this written?!?

MichaelS · 05-10-2011, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

I love this icon hahaa

Mike · 05-10-2011, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers

Andstay off the Asian porn sites

that really isn't part of it, you are joking, right??????

Cmike2780 · 05-10-2011, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Xan

ICQ, CRT.... When was this written?!?

I know what they are, but I honestly don't know or remember what any of those stand for.

Trips · 05-10-2011, 10:02 PM

Xan · 05-10-2011, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cmike2780

I know what they are, but I honestly don't know or remember what any of those stand for.

ICQ is a homophone for I Seek You.. And CRT is Cathode Ray Tube...

TreeSemdyZee · 05-11-2011, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by xan

icq is a homophone for i seek you.. And crt is cathode ray tube...

lib

Lobo1114 · 12-25-2011, 01:59 PM

Dude that was awesome. ICQ is old as f!@#.

haitech · 12-26-2011, 01:31 AM

05-10-2011, 08:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
MarkSpencer Base Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Harbin Posts: 2 Drives: BMW Rep Power: 14	How To Get A Life How To Get A Life It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how: Let go of the mouse. Turn off the computer. Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards. Eat something other than taco chips. Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page. Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard. Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it. Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness. When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside. If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound. Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address. Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

05-10-2011, 08:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 53	Or just buy a Z NissanGuy23 and joeybosco like this. __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

05-10-2011, 08:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	Zbrah likes this.

05-10-2011, 08:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
dad Grand Prix of Endurance Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 3,476 Drives: Mulsanne Straight Rep Power: 26	OP, I have to say, "that was good"! __________________ We can do without any article of luxury we have never had; but once obtained, it is not in human nature to surrender it voluntary.

05-10-2011, 09:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Xan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: MA Posts:99999999999999 Posts: 3,301 Drives: 370Z 40th Aniversary Rep Power: 25	ICQ, CRT.... When was this written?!? __________________

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Trips Administrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Disneyland, Ca Posts: 8,732 Drives: 🔰 Rep Power: 10	__________________

12-25-2011, 01:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
Lobo1114 Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Glenn Burnie, MD Posts: 114 Drives: Your Mom. LOL Rep Power: 14	Dude that was awesome. ICQ is old as f!@#.

12-26-2011, 01:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
haitech Track Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Austin/Dallas Posts: 922 Drives: 11' 370z Magnetic M6 Rep Power: 15

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