New Mustang blows past 2015 Nismo

RicerX

Alright... I gotta get something straight here, so let's recap what's going on with this thread.

Original post: a Mustang passes a Z (and a Chevy SS, which is trailing the Z) on a track.

Z enthusiasts voice their opinions. Some of which are all like and some of the others are all like and I'm all over here like look at that dumb mazda ad.

Enter resident ELITE MEMBER FPenvy, who says the Mustang is gay. Much like the sky being blue and a bear ******** in the woods, a Mustang being considered gay on a Nissan Z forum surprises less onlookers than the end result of a demolition derby featuring a Ford Raptor versus a Smart car (resident Ford enthusiasts are busy walking off boners after my mentioning of a Raptor).

Fearful of the image of his dear Mustang and Ford brand, BASE MEMBER Kamzeelover, hailing from Laguna Beach, Ca (home of that one MTV show that had a bunch of whiney bitches on it - and most of them drove *SURPRISE* Mustang convertibles. Nothing says "I GIVE UP ON MY OWN MASCULINITY" or "THEY WERE OUT OF BUICK LACROSSES AT HERTZ" like a Mustang convertible, but I digress).

I am a base member, much like Kamzeelover (I'm still stuck on exactly what in the flying **** a kamzee is, much less how you love one), but unlike Kam (can I call you Kam?), I own a Z, and I know why.

Kamzeelover is here to challenge FPenvy to the PRESTO ELITE MEMBER title by challenging his opinion regarding a car that no one on this forum owns (and those that do got rid of the pieces of **** and got into another Z, use the search button).

First - Kam wishes to set the record straight.

Ah ha! It has been determined that at one point, Kam had a crappy Z. So guys - he's legit.

And it's gone. A moment of silence for those who "purchaged" a Mustang, confusing bargain hunting with sports car shopping.

Kam - I understand this sentiment completely. Most of us weary, lowly base members oftentimes confuse all these new acronyms like "MSRP" and "AGI". I believe you have done so here.

There was also a part in this thread where a Corvette was brought into the equation. I have no idea why, as no one is driving a Chevy right now at all - they've all been recalled and are sitting at dealerships getting fixed.

Since we're talking about ALL OF NISSAN in this context, apparently, we should notate that more people bought Velosters than Genesis Coupes, more people bought Fusions than Mustangs, and more people bought Foresters than BRZs. And more people bought Altimas than all of those other cars. BRO TALK.

It's where most Mustang drivers/enthusiasts go. I think I would start there too. "KamStangLover" has a wonderful ring to it.

It's where most VW drivers/enthusiasts go. The lounge. At the dealership's service center. Because check engine lights.

What true car guy drives a ******* VW? I'm sure you're in the market for a Golf and you're all hopped up on the idea of taking down a Versa Note on the way to Whole Foods to stock up on granola bars and metamucil.

Anyway, that was fun. Thanks for stopping in. When I'm ready to buy my next Z, I'm sure mine will have depreciated to your level of affordability, and I'll hit you up in the VW lounge with my Craigslist ad and make you a killer deal. Don't expect any crazy mods though - I wouldn't want to spoil all the fun for you.

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