Top 10 douchebag cars

k20z3 · 05-26-2009, 03:34 AM

Because of I-vtec, when the duel overhead cam opens up similar to vvtl-i (celica gt-s engine) it's nice to have but its not going to do anything other than give you a "little boost". Its not Jesus, and or Muhamad or whatever in the engine... i don't see why people go nuts with it, However I do tell non car fanataics I have i-vtec then hit and then explain.

Then this is why I like the Z community, I hit it in a neighborhood (its loud) and when only a lady was in her garden and blah blah she stared at me and was pointing, and Im not confrontational but people stare, and I Feel awful for this cauise I shocked my self I flipped her off and her husband and her followed me to my house(which wasnt right) then they said I was speeding I hit second gear which is I think 20-30miles an hour give or take 5 and they freaked out

Oh no

Brazilbro · 05-26-2009, 11:34 PM

I dont get why the EVO was number 2. Everything he said was true in the fact that the EVO CAN beat everything on the road.. The only thing that beat be me """On the track""" were other EVO's... I was the road GOD. funny fact is my brothers doctors son has and Evo that runs single dig. in the qm.

one other thing
<---- thats the sexyest takeout box Ive ever seen

NewlyIMPORTed · 05-30-2009, 12:47 AM

how come the scion tc or c mercedes hatchback isnt on here? hahaha

phelan · 05-30-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NewlyIMPORTed

how come the scion tc or c mercedes hatchback isnt on here? hahaha

i don't really see the tc as a douchebag car. most of the time i see tcs driven by girls, though, so iono.

shhh about it though, that's my gf's car XD

Crash · 05-30-2009, 06:10 AM

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..6 Trans-Am: A hardy choice for a midlevel douchebag, Trans-ams are notorious for their owners complete lack of self control when it comes to showing off their badass plastic muscle car. Revving their obnoxiously loud engines at anything with 4 wheels and an audible engine, these douchebags are always looking for a chance to show off their douchebaggery. More often than not, some slack-jawed yokel, upon being called such, will utter phrases like "well what do you drive" or "my ****'s faster'n yours". This boondock douchebag call, while not limited to trans-am drivers, is often followed by a big burnout , no matter how thick the traffic is, and a middle finger. It should be noted, these douchebags appear to network with other douchebags to form douche convoys.

That's just mean.

LOL

IMWEZL · 05-30-2009, 07:54 PM

Damn I went from number 1 to not mentioned at all.

I do miss my little Neon SRT4 though. Not the greatest looking car but mid 400+whp/wtq made me the King of all douches on the road...well except for the 700+whp/wtq SRT4

Mental Block · 05-31-2009, 07:49 PM

The Trans-Am one actually sounded like one of my friends for the first few years he had his TA. Actually, it's pretty much spot-on. He'd always try and brag about how his TA was faster than my (back then) brand-new 350Z, but despite this my car always drew the bigger crowd.

Crash · 06-01-2009, 02:13 AM

Guess I'm different... I wasn't at all like that.

Tim · 06-26-2009, 02:02 AM

i dont understand why the rsx-s or tc suggestion
i think trans am should be like 1 and srt4 following in at 2

but i know this one guy who recently everyone in the racing world of Jacksonville FL found out he's litterly gay so he doesnt come around anymore, it was a super rich f-ker with a lamborghini mucielago (**** sp?)
he was douchebag 2009 award winner, he parked where everyone got to see his car, he lefft it open so we can see in his car, and he said he wouldnt race a civic from a guy who has a 9-sec civic but wouldnt race bc it was a civic.... he thought he was better than everything anywhere, but he was wrong and doesnt come out anymore, so its a happy ending

MightyBobo · 06-26-2009, 08:35 AM

Ah, stereotypes are fun.

bigaudiofanat · 06-27-2009, 11:24 AM

You know I love my Honda I do not think it will do 160 mph without huge mods and think it will beat every car out there. I hope that your not attacking me LOL.

Mental Block · 06-28-2009, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Crash

Guess I'm different... I wasn't at all like that.

Yeah, I realize that this list is just a comical stereotype thing, but I find it hilarious that it coincidentally perfectly describes my friend.

Crash · 06-28-2009, 04:37 AM

^^^ LOL, oddly enough, it does describe a crap load of my friends with LS1 datsuns.

jayfightmoves · 07-23-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Slidefox

I agree 100% on the SRT-4... Your car maybe turbo'd... BUT IT'S A NEON!!!!!!!!!!1

Alexus · 07-23-2009, 03:38 PM

I'm surprised no one mentioned the Acura CRX or 1.6L, basically a Civic with leather.

05-26-2009, 03:34 AM	#31 (permalink)
k20z3 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Denver CO Age: 33 Posts: 2,146 Drives: 2006 Civic SI HFP Rep Power: 405	Because of I-vtec, when the duel overhead cam opens up similar to vvtl-i (celica gt-s engine) it's nice to have but its not going to do anything other than give you a "little boost". Its not Jesus, and or Muhamad or whatever in the engine... i don't see why people go nuts with it, However I do tell non car fanataics I have i-vtec then hit and then explain. Then this is why I like the Z community, I hit it in a neighborhood (its loud) and when only a lady was in her garden and blah blah she stared at me and was pointing, and Im not confrontational but people stare, and I Feel awful for this cauise I shocked my self I flipped her off and her husband and her followed me to my house(which wasnt right) then they said I was speeding I hit second gear which is I think 20-30miles an hour give or take 5 and they freaked out Oh no __________________ 2006 RALLYE RED HONDA CIVIC SI HFP Clint's Helpful Photoshop Hints!

05-31-2009, 07:49 PM	#37 (permalink)
Mental Block Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 94 Drives: '03 Redline 350Z Rep Power: 16	The Trans-Am one actually sounded like one of my friends for the first few years he had his TA. Actually, it's pretty much spot-on. He'd always try and brag about how his TA was faster than my (back then) brand-new 350Z, but despite this my car always drew the bigger crowd. __________________ Mental Block - '03 Redline 350Z

06-01-2009, 02:13 AM	#38 (permalink)
Crash A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,853 Drives: 02 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 590	Guess I'm different... I wasn't at all like that. __________________ 2002 Corvette Z06 - Totaled 2003 Corvette Z06 50th Anniversary

06-26-2009, 08:35 AM	#40 (permalink)
MightyBobo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 8,465 Drives: No cars; only bikes Rep Power: 52	Ah, stereotypes are fun. __________________ I don't own a car anymore.

06-27-2009, 11:24 AM	#41 (permalink)
bigaudiofanat Car Audio Installer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Magnolia DE Posts: 8,342 Drives: 2012 Infiniti G37x Rep Power: 853	You know I love my Honda I do not think it will do 160 mph without huge mods and think it will beat every car out there. I hope that your not attacking me LOL. __________________ Need help with car audio or electronics? Let me know!! Need Help Let Me Know Direct email address reimermatt@gmail.com Owner of: Dynamic Mobile Audio Follow me below https://www.facebook.com/Dynamicmobileaudio/

05-26-2009, 11:34 PM	#32 (permalink)
Brazilbro A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 1,131 Drives: Juke/240Z Rep Power: 848	I dont get why the EVO was number 2. Everything he said was true in the fact that the EVO CAN beat everything on the road.. The only thing that beat be me """On the track""" were other EVO's... I was the road GOD. funny fact is my brothers doctors son has and Evo that runs single dig. in the qm. one other thing <---- thats the sexyest takeout box Ive ever seen

05-30-2009, 12:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
NewlyIMPORTed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Kennesaw, GA Posts: 1,109 Drives: 11 STI Sedan Rep Power: 18	how come the scion tc or c mercedes hatchback isnt on here? hahaha

05-30-2009, 07:54 PM	#36 (permalink)
IMWEZL Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: HNL Posts: 603 Drives: 370Z/MKVII GTI Rep Power: 17	Damn I went from number 1 to not mentioned at all. I do miss my little Neon SRT4 though. Not the greatest looking car but mid 400+whp/wtq made me the King of all douches on the road...well except for the 700+whp/wtq SRT4

06-26-2009, 02:02 AM	#39 (permalink)
Tim Base Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jacksonville, FL Age: 34 Posts: 162 Drives: Impala Rep Power: 16	i dont understand why the rsx-s or tc suggestion i think trans am should be like 1 and srt4 following in at 2 but i know this one guy who recently everyone in the racing world of Jacksonville FL found out he's litterly gay so he doesnt come around anymore, it was a super rich f-ker with a lamborghini mucielago (**** sp?) he was douchebag 2009 award winner, he parked where everyone got to see his car, he lefft it open so we can see in his car, and he said he wouldnt race a civic from a guy who has a 9-sec civic but wouldnt race bc it was a civic.... he thought he was better than everything anywhere, but he was wrong and doesnt come out anymore, so its a happy ending

06-28-2009, 04:37 AM	#43 (permalink)
Crash A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,853 Drives: 02 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 590	^^^ LOL, oddly enough, it does describe a crap load of my friends with LS1 datsuns. __________________ 2002 Corvette Z06 - Totaled 2003 Corvette Z06 50th Anniversary

07-23-2009, 03:38 PM	#45 (permalink)
Alexus Base Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Montreal, QC Posts: 178 Drives: The Beast Rep Power: 16	I'm surprised no one mentioned the Acura CRX or 1.6L, basically a Civic with leather. __________________ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George S. Patton Jr., 1885-1945

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