How a REAL man changes his oil!

b1adesofcha0s · 01-17-2012, 09:45 PM

Get him to pay you to do it next time

mantella87 · 01-17-2012, 09:50 PM

Hahah, It was hard to watch man... because I was laughing so hard!

happytheman · 01-17-2012, 09:56 PM

I wonder what he's gonna do about the oil stain?

Pharmacist · 01-17-2012, 10:30 PM

wait, i don't understand it. You mean he never actually drained the old oil? but there are ramps in the pic. what's their purpose if he didn't lift the car up? how can he forget to drain the old oil out?

wstar · 01-17-2012, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

he will drain the transmission oil by accident next time.

typical subymadness

I actually did this recently. My girlfriend brought over her Corolla for me to change the oil on it. I was in a hurry and not paying enough attention, and her engine oil and trans fluid both have similar drain plugs underneath, just in different spots.

Drained the ATF into the drain pan, and even thought to myself, "wow, that oil sure looks clean for how many miles it has, kinda reddish too, what brand did they put in here?". When the flow had mostly subsided, then I went to pull off the oil filter. Of course it gushed out a very different-looking oil at a much higher volume than I expected, and then everything clicked in my brain and I got it all sorted out and refilled properly

mantella87 · 01-17-2012, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pharmacist

wait, i don't understand it. You mean he never actually drained the old oil? but there are ramps in the pic. what's their purpose if he didn't lift the car up? how can he forget to drain the old oil out?

He did. What happened was he forgot to take the plug out of the plastic drain pan he had underneath it. When he pulled the drain plug it overflowed within seconds and spilled all over the garage. It was a successful oil change, albeit half-assed. His methods should never be taught.

mantella87 · 01-17-2012, 11:07 PM

Also, he invites all of you to his garage to get a "real man's oil change", on the house!

Pharmacist · 01-18-2012, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mantella87

He did. What happened was he forgot to take the plug out of the plastic drain pan he had underneath it. When he pulled the drain plug it overflowed within seconds and spilled all over the garage. It was a successful oil change, albeit half-assed. His methods should never be taught.

Oh I see. Why would he get those crappy pans anyway? Used to have one of them, but the collection funnel was too narrow and tended to splash. Got one of these instead and never regretted it:

haitech · 01-18-2012, 02:13 AM

Seems like a careless person

mantella87 · 01-18-2012, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by haitech

Seems like a careless person

Pretty much.

Snakes709 · 01-18-2012, 03:15 AM

some people shouldnt be allowed to own a car...

KingZee · 01-18-2012, 03:56 AM

was he high?

Rooster89 · 01-18-2012, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Snakes709

some people shouldnt be allowed to own a car...

Hey man, thats what freedom is all about. Some people invent New conductive fluid batteries....and some people shove peanut butter up their nose.

Freedom!

b1adesofcha0s · 01-18-2012, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rooster89

Hey man, thats what freedom is all about. Some people invent New conductive fluid batteries....and some people shove peanut butter up their nose.

Freedom!

kenchan · 01-18-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

quickie lube.

that's a funny

01-17-2012, 09:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
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Pharmacist A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 1,249 Drives: 09 370z Sport 6MT Rep Power: 18	wait, i don't understand it. You mean he never actually drained the old oil? but there are ramps in the pic. what's their purpose if he didn't lift the car up? how can he forget to drain the old oil out? __________________ 2009 370z Sport Touring/Nismo shift Knob/Z1 motorsports 34 row oil cooler

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01-18-2012, 03:56 AM	#27 (permalink)
KingZee A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Glendale, CA Age: 41 Posts: 2,612 Drives: Focus ST Rep Power: 423	was he high? __________________ Focus ST

01-17-2012, 09:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
mantella87 Track Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 590 Drives: 2011 Z34 MT Rep Power: 15	Hahah, It was hard to watch man... because I was laughing so hard!

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mantella87 Track Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 590 Drives: 2011 Z34 MT Rep Power: 15	Also, he invites all of you to his garage to get a "real man's oil change", on the house!

01-18-2012, 02:13 AM	#24 (permalink)
haitech Track Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Austin/Dallas Posts: 922 Drives: 11' 370z Magnetic M6 Rep Power: 15	Seems like a careless person

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