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Sibze 12-16-2011 07:41 AM

Psht, can run with an M3. I'll come back when it beats the Enzo (and complain the rear suspension sucks)

shadoquad 12-16-2011 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 1451854)
Psht, can run with an M3. I'll come back when it beats the Enzo (and complain the rear suspension sucks)

:icon18:

shadoquad 12-16-2011 07:49 AM

Courtesy of some random azz Camaro forum, I present really terrible Mustang jokes that will not make you laugh:

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As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, rolls down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl says, "No, I not getting in the car."

The next day the same man pulls up again, rolls down the window and says to the same little girl, "I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl repeats, "No, I'm not getting in the car."

The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will get into the car.

"No Dad," replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Mustang!"




Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Q: What do they do with junked mustang?
A: Recycle them into tin cans.

Q: Why do mustang owners never carry a map?
A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!

Q: What do you call a mustangs at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call two mustangs at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
A: Fill up the gas tank.

Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

Q: Why don't mustangs sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q: What do you call mustangs passengers?
A: Shock absorbers.

Q: How do you improve the appearance of a mustang?
A: Park it between two 914s.

Q: What makes a mustang go faster?
A: A tow truck.

Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.

Q: What is the smallest part of a mustang?
A: The owner's brain.

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
A: A scrap dealer.

Q: What does a mustang buyer do to look sophisticated?
A: Wears dark glasses.

Q: How do you tell the mustang buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
A: Their the ones with the white sticks.

Q: Why do they give away free TVs with mustang?
A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.

Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

Q: What do mustangs and Ferarris have in common?
A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.

m4a1mustang 12-16-2011 08:03 AM

If this thread gets locked it's because I've locked it myself and Super Moderator II is cleaning it up.

shadoquad 12-16-2011 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1451886)
If this thread gets locked it's because I've locked it myself and Super Moderator II is cleaning it up.

I'm just poking fun.

m4a1mustang 12-16-2011 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1451890)
I'm just poking fun.

This thread is for srs bsns only.

shadoquad 12-16-2011 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1451892)
This thread is for srs bsns only.

eye-kon ayteen

:icon18::icon18::icon18:

m4a1mustang 12-16-2011 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1451894)
eye-kon ayteen

:icon18::icon18::icon18:

Don't Troll On Me.

*hissy snake*

b1adesofcha0s 12-16-2011 08:17 AM

I like those Mustang jokes :icon18:

Lemers 12-16-2011 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1451886)
If this thread gets locked it's because I've locked it myself and Super Moderator II is cleaning it up.

Don't lol the thread. Just let trip delete Shado.

m4a1mustang 12-16-2011 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1451910)
Don't lol the thread. Just let trip delete Shado.

:icon14:

I can't do anything anymore since I drove over a bump on an on-ramp this morning. My solid rear axle flipped over and a bunny came out of the woods and shot me in the face. So now I'm a ghost, and ghosts can't lock their own posts... even when they are premo. :mad:

shadoquad 12-16-2011 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1451912)
:icon14:

I can't do anything anymore since I drove over a bump on an on-ramp this morning. My solid rear axle flipped over and a bunny came out of the woods and shot me in the face. So now I'm a ghost, and ghosts can't lock their own posts... even when they are premo. :mad:

The Solid Rear Axle has the power to delete shado!

Red__Zed 12-16-2011 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 1451854)
Psht, can run with an M3. I'll come back when it beats the Enzo (and complain the rear suspension sucks)

:icon18:

m4a1mustang 12-16-2011 08:26 AM

Really, though... if a solid axle causes you to crash over a bump in a turn you are a really, really, really, really horrible driver. :icon17:

Really!

Red__Zed 12-16-2011 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1451924)
Really, though... if a solid axle causes you to crash over a bump in a turn you are a really, really, really, really horrible driver. :icon17:

Really!

:(


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