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Osiris 11-03-2011 07:42 AM

Best GTR Craigslist Ad Ever!!!!
 
Skyline! 1990 GTSt

Zaggeron 11-03-2011 07:47 AM

Haha. Classic. My favorite line (or should I say favourite?)

Quote:

b*tches love orange

b1adesofcha0s 11-03-2011 07:56 AM

:rofl2:

red6spd 11-03-2011 08:15 AM

That is in fact the best ad for a skyline I have ever seen..

nismodreamr 11-03-2011 08:16 AM

"This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap."
:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18:

b1adesofcha0s 11-03-2011 08:16 AM

Best ad for any car I've ever seen. I imagined the guy from the "My New Haircut" video voicing the ad, which made it so much funnier :rofl2:

my2004Z 11-03-2011 09:21 AM

"You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters?" As a matter of fact that's what my Tuesday nights usually entail! :icon17::icon17::icon17::icon17::icon17::icon17:

onzedge 11-03-2011 09:31 AM

That is hilarious. :tup:

6MT 11-03-2011 09:37 AM

funny, but a real ugly car

PapoZalsa 11-03-2011 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Osiris (Post 1389507)

:bowrofl::roflpuke2::bowrofl::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

FuszNissan 11-03-2011 09:43 AM

Rofl

toxik 11-03-2011 09:54 AM

canadians are funny

nismodreamr 11-03-2011 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by toxik (Post 1389699)
canadians are funny ehh

fixed. inserted stereotypical canadian noise :tup:

toxik 11-03-2011 10:07 AM

noise

Masa 11-03-2011 11:32 AM

Best ad. Ever.

007MI6 11-03-2011 11:39 AM

:bowrofl::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:
Quote:

Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest mf'er you've ever driven.

GZ3 11-03-2011 11:50 AM

this has made my morning! HAHAHA

KevinB 11-03-2011 11:58 AM

Someone sticky this please! :tup:

Osiris 11-03-2011 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinB (Post 1389904)
Someone sticky this please! :tup:

i'm sure that ad will expire or be removed at some point....i wonder if we should just copy/paste it into this post?

Rooster89 11-03-2011 12:44 PM

Did anyone else hear the powerthirst guy's voice while reading it?

Dallaz 11-03-2011 12:53 PM

That is the funniest sh!t I've ever read! Best for sale ad on the Internet

49erZ 11-03-2011 12:56 PM

Love it might have to share, I could hear the chop-wow aka youre gonna like my nuts guy selling it.

nmjaxx9 11-03-2011 01:11 PM

Whoever buys that car is gonna have one hell of a story to tell about it.

MB_Z 11-03-2011 02:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA if he was closer to NJ I would go test drive it just to see this guy live in action haha. Any of you Canadian guys feeling adventurous and have a camera to film it?

Pelican170 11-03-2011 02:34 PM

Wow, that was hysterical!

ElinFC3 11-03-2011 06:27 PM

lol i remember reading this lol **** is funny

b1adesofcha0s 11-03-2011 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooster89 (Post 1389979)
Did anyone else hear the powerthirst guy's voice while reading it?

No, I imagined this guy voicing it :roflpuke2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

Rooster89 11-03-2011 10:06 PM

HAHAHAHA !!!!! that vid is awesome.

Lemers 11-03-2011 10:27 PM

great ad

ElinFC3 11-03-2011 10:42 PM

POWER BARSS!!!! lmao

Skeeterbop 11-03-2011 11:21 PM

"Not now chief, I'm in the f'cking zone."

Rooster89 11-03-2011 11:24 PM

also kinda reminds me of this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqAWUoVtbs


....







Although not as much

Lemers 11-03-2011 11:28 PM

He's one hell of a trooper to keep going through all that

Skeeterbop 11-03-2011 11:29 PM

Figured somebody should future proof this thread
Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyline GTR Craigslist Add
This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for ******* so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your **** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6220/...7114ee3b2b.jpg http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6092/...9843f61b4b.jpg http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6044/...685c83255a.jpg http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6094/...f457f18bf4.jpg


Alchemy 11-03-2011 11:31 PM

Lol hilarious ad. Id love to meet the cut-up who wrote that.

Rooster89 11-03-2011 11:35 PM

Quote:

super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes

BEST LINE EVER!:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

Osiris 11-03-2011 11:49 PM

Quote:

b*tches love orange
my favorite :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2:

EDIT:
Ok wait, this has to be the best line:

Quote:

It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Skeeterbop 11-03-2011 11:51 PM

Quote:

Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.
my favorite line.

Skeeterbop 11-03-2011 11:58 PM

I could see this dude doing the above, it gets real good starting at 1:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6L91rm9H3g

Alchemy 11-04-2011 06:54 AM

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your **** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.


I love that whole paragraph.


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