2016 Mini Cooper S

Zoren 370 · 04-28-2020, 08:11 PM

Bought me a new toy (Dildo) well since everything is Little in me its just befitting
to get a fun car. Always wanted one since I was 16 years old.

Didn’t like the color but its gonna be my 16 year old daughters car when school opens up next year.

For now Daddy would play with it....

First order of the mods...Madwi’s Detailing style!!....Let the Blood bath (ReD) begins!!!

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Pls help the old guy fix the pictures make it bigger even Im small!

Cooltoy where are you?

cossie1600 · 04-28-2020, 08:21 PM

What's more fun to drive, this or the TRD Toyota

Rusty · 04-28-2020, 09:48 PM

You must be using Betty's camera.

Hope you bought a warranty with it.

Zoren 370 · 04-28-2020, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty

You must be using Betty's camera.

Hope you bought a warranty with it.

Actually Rusty was considering that since its a BMW but honestly the prices of parts are not as bad as the real BMW.

Why I say that...because the mini has less sensors or less high tech gizzmos compared even to a 3 series BMW.

The car is still a raw car that is why its priced less expensive than a BMW.

Zoren 370 · 04-28-2020, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by cossie1600

What's more fun to drive, this or the TRD Toyota

The two cars are completely different cars... no point of comparison.

Both are nice fun cars but I would say the Mini gives me bigger grin in my face as its like a small rocket ship..why I say that because the mini has a drive selector modes when you put it into sport a small 🚀 is being displayed on the center dash.

I really find that funny but yes it does feel like a rocketship at that sport mode.
I would say driving like a go-Kart in steroids!

The other car that I feel the same loads of fun is the 370Z.

Maybe a few more years when kids are settled down.. I’ll get me another sports package 370Z unmolested.

Zoren 370 · 04-28-2020, 10:24 PM

Btw drove 165 miles from Orlando it clocked 39mpg!

Thats even at high premium octane covid19 gas.

Zoren 370 · 04-28-2020, 10:28 PM

Personally I would like to thank you FPenis for assisting me to make a calculated decision in making this purchase.

As I hard balled negotiating with the sales manager FP is giving me inside view of the cars market value at auctions.

Sales manager scratch head as to where I get those numbers. Lol

Its like an insider info for stock brokerages!

UNKNOWN_370 · 04-29-2020, 03:17 PM

Mini is more visceral than BMW. Fun azz car!!!

CONGRATS!!

ZCanadian · 04-29-2020, 03:58 PM

OK, don't take this the wrong way, but my 86 year old mother in law drives a Cooper S. :-D

But I picked it out for her, and we all (wife included) really like it.

For her, it easily fits her, shopping, crafts, and dog. It's easy to park, and is AWD for our winters. She isn't going to venture out in a blizzard anyway.

For Mrs ZCanadian and me, it's fun and very tossable. And who doesn't love OVERHEAD SWITCHES!!!

I've actually considered taking it to a winter tracking event here in the past.

Your daughter will love it. If she can pry the keys from your hand!

Ours (I had to pick it off a site that I had posted it to):

Zingston · 04-29-2020, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoren 370

The two cars are completely different cars... no point of comparison.

Both are nice fun cars but I would say the Mini gives me bigger grin in my face as its like a small rocket ship..why I say that because the mini has a drive selector modes when you put it into sport a small 🚀 is being displayed on the center dash.

I really find that funny but yes it does feel like a rocketship at that sport mode.
I would say driving like a go-Kart in steroids!

The other car that I feel the same loads of fun is the 370Z.

Maybe a few more years when kids are settled down.. I’ll get me another sports package 370Z unmolested.

Don't try to kid us... you like everything molested!

bunk · 04-29-2020, 04:09 PM

Are those things fast? I have a friend who has a V6 Camaro. She told me that Mini's are always trying to race her.

ZCanadian · 04-29-2020, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Are those things fast? I have a friend who has a V6 Camaro. She told me that Mini's are always trying to race her.

In stock form, in a straight line, no. Not Camaro fast.
They are fun on the curves. And have decent acceleration thanks to a good torque curve from the turbocharged engine (and AWD in my case).

But a Camaro will hand your *** to you if you are driving one of these in any real race.

cossie1600 · 04-29-2020, 04:16 PM

How often does it need repair? ��

ZCanadian · 04-29-2020, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cossie1600

How often does it need repair? ��

It's a BMW - what could possibly go wrong? Oh.

Rusty · 04-29-2020, 04:21 PM

Wifey wants a Mini. If we ever got one. It would have to be AWD.

04-28-2020, 08:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	2016 Mini Cooper S Bought me a new toy (Dildo) well since everything is Little in me its just befitting to get a fun car. Always wanted one since I was 16 years old. Didn’t like the color but its gonna be my 16 year old daughters car when school opens up next year. For now Daddy would play with it.... First order of the mods...Madwi’s Detailing style!!....Let the Blood bath (ReD) begins!!! 639CCD7E-BBBB-4D07-B999-F2DBDD0979C8.jpg B47EDA33-E136-4A35-BE06-46F22E1D09D3.jpg Pls help the old guy fix the pictures make it bigger even Im small! Cooltoy where are you? Memphis370Z, ZCanadian, redondoaveb and 2 others like this.

04-28-2020, 08:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
cossie1600 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: californee way Posts: 5,380 Drives: 370, Leaf Rep Power: 30	What's more fun to drive, this or the TRD Toyota Zoren 370 likes this.

04-28-2020, 09:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,180 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684437	You must be using Betty's camera. Hope you bought a warranty with it. JARblue, Zoren 370, redondoaveb and 1 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

04-28-2020, 10:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Btw drove 165 miles from Orlando it clocked 39mpg! Thats even at high premium octane covid19 gas. DLSTR likes this.

04-28-2020, 10:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Personally I would like to thank you FPenis for assisting me to make a calculated decision in making this purchase. As I hard balled negotiating with the sales manager FP is giving me inside view of the cars market value at auctions. Sales manager scratch head as to where I get those numbers. Lol Its like an insider info for stock brokerages! JARblue, Rusty and bunk like this.

04-29-2020, 03:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
UNKNOWN_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ny'r livn in tx Posts: 8,687 Drives: well over 130m.p.h. Rep Power: 14858	Mini is more visceral than BMW. Fun azz car!!! CONGRATS!! Zoren 370 likes this. __________________ Favorite Quote. "I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna Bash Your Face In" Jack Nicholson-"The Shining". 1980

04-29-2020, 03:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
ZCanadian A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: Canada Posts: 1,058 Drives: 2013 370Z Rep Power: 60273	OK, don't take this the wrong way, but my 86 year old mother in law drives a Cooper S. :-D But I picked it out for her, and we all (wife included) really like it. For her, it easily fits her, shopping, crafts, and dog. It's easy to park, and is AWD for our winters. She isn't going to venture out in a blizzard anyway. For Mrs ZCanadian and me, it's fun and very tossable. And who doesn't love OVERHEAD SWITCHES!!! I've actually considered taking it to a winter tracking event here in the past. Your daughter will love it. If she can pry the keys from your hand! Ours (I had to pick it off a site that I had posted it to): UNKNOWN_370, DLSTR and Zoren 370 like this.

04-29-2020, 04:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
bunk A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,077 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 2684369	Are those things fast? I have a friend who has a V6 Camaro. She told me that Mini's are always trying to race her. Zoren 370 likes this. __________________ -Drop in K&N Filter -Invidia Gemini CBE -Z1 Oil Cooler -Swift Springs - EcuTek -Forgestar F14 -SPL Camber Links -Akebono BBK Upgrade -Z1 Premium SS Lines -SPL Diff Bushings -SPL FUCAs - BellRaceworks Diff Brace

04-29-2020, 04:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
cossie1600 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: californee way Posts: 5,380 Drives: 370, Leaf Rep Power: 30	How often does it need repair? ��

04-29-2020, 04:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,180 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684437	Wifey wants a Mini. If we ever got one. It would have to be AWD. UNKNOWN_370 and bunk like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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