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Zingston 06-14-2020 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941699)
That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!



Well don't be quitter. :eekdance: Go back next week and try again. Perhaps you were just in the wrong gear, or you picked the wrong track line. From what I've read, that Mini should be able to handle that puddle no problem. :tup:

bhounds 06-14-2020 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3930037)
Bought me a new toy (Dildo) well since everything is Little in me its just befitting
to get a fun car. Always wanted one since I was 16 years old.

Didn’t like the color but its gonna be my 16 year old daughters car when school opens up next year.

For now Daddy would play with it....

First order of the mods...Madwi’s Detailing style!!....Let the Blood bath (ReD) begins!!!:tup:

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Pls help the old guy fix the pictures make it bigger even Im small!

Cooltoy where are you?
By chance did that car come from AZ ... I traded the same exact car March 30, 2020 for my first 370z. If so, that is a great car.

Zoren 370 06-14-2020 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bhounds (Post 3941721)
By chance did that car come from AZ ... I traded the same exact car March 30, 2020 for my first 370z. If so, that is a great car.

We did the reverse...sold my 370z to get into a Mini! Lol:tup:

No apparently this Turd came from NY driven by a 18 year old female...had to clean 2 tampons under the seat! Good thing its not used! :tup:

2016 Copper S with 18K miles.

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My 2011 37OZ Sports Manual with synchro rev!

Getting senile got to slow down!:tup:

Zoren 370 06-14-2020 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3941702)
Well don't be quitter. :eekdance: Go back next week and try again. Perhaps you were just in the wrong gear, or you picked the wrong track line. From what I've read, that Mini should be able to handle that puddle no problem. :tup:
I read that as well it should float in a puddle! For some reason I didn’t believe it because the report came from NBCsn!:ugh2:

Zoren 370 06-14-2020 12:48 PM
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There you go now I need to drive barefooted like a red neck in the mud!!

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madwi 06-14-2020 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941687)
Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!:gtfo2::wtf2:

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Stupid 101
Next time right foot to floor, both hands on the wheel and aim dead center for the water! Please have dash cam rolling.

Rusty 06-15-2020 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941687)
Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!:gtfo2::wtf2:

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Stupid 101
What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking? :confused: I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.

Rusty 06-15-2020 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941699)
That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!
I left you tied to a tree. And you chewed through the tree like a beaver. :eek: Hate to see you go coyote ugly. :eek:

cossie1600 06-16-2020 02:16 AM
Reminds me of the mini with the snow plow

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942218)
What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking? :confused: I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.
Sure why not...I could use a little fame or infamous celebrity status at the power wagon forum...heck can you endorse me to be a member of the group?.....tell them I was your illegitimate son! :tup:

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942223)
I left you tied to a tree. And you chewed through the tree like a beaver. :eek: Hate to see you go coyote ugly. :eek:
Shut up I know you luv me too much !

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by cossie1600 (Post 3942258)
Reminds me of the mini with the snow plow

:worthless:

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942218)
What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking? :confused: I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.
Just make sure they dont swallow there own false teeth as they laugh at my mini!:tup:

I would hate to see you do Heimlich maneuver in each one of your friends!

Im just little concerned...

Zingston 06-16-2020 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942274)
Just make sure they dont swallow there own false teeth as they laugh at my mini!:tup:

I would hate to see you do Heimlich maneuver in each one of your friends!

Im just little concerned...


Probably go straight to mouth to mouth regardless of how ineffective it may be. :icon14:

Zingston 06-16-2020 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941757)
There you go now I need to drive barefooted like a red neck in the mud!!

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Maybe it's time to throw a lift kit on that mini.


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