2016 Mini Cooper S

UNKNOWN_370 · 05-15-2020, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Man they are the best! Very visceral the turbo is quick Didnt feel much turbo lag.

Because of the short wheel base the car turns quick with the steering wheel.

Im actually considering of buying another one JCW. But I wouldn’t want to trade my truck.

If only my kids knows how to drive manual I would have bought this instead!

You might like this one nice options! Get it before I do! Lol

https://www.reevesimportmotorcars.co...m9c51gt997787/

Very nice for a great price!!

Zoren 370 · 05-17-2020, 10:07 PM

Got some Mickey Mouse ears!

So much playful stuff for the Mini!

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Rusty · 05-17-2020, 10:53 PM

When are you going to get the eyelashes for the headlights?

Zoren 370 · 05-18-2020, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

When are you going to get the eyelashes for the headlights?

Still debating what color pink or purple! Hmm.

cossie1600 · 05-18-2020, 01:59 PM

Is it broken down yet

JK

Zoren 370 · 05-18-2020, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cossie1600

Is it broken down yet

JK

Well its a BMW...this furking car is so sensitive like a ripe puss.

Changed the Halogen bulbs to LED!

Error in the dashboard saying your Mini will explode!!!

Damn BMW hates every aftermarket non BMW related.

Bought a canbus wire harness...fixed the issue!

Now the dash says “Your Gay Bitch” lol

cossie1600 · 05-19-2020, 05:45 AM

Don't worry, my Smart is a Mercedes product. The anti pinch function works funny during the heat as the seal acts up, they can't even fix that

Zoren 370 · 05-19-2020, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by cossie1600

Don't worry, my Smart is a Mercedes product. The anti pinch function works funny during the heat as the seal acts up, they can't even fix that

You would think that car should be Smart right?!

That car is so cute.. how many cylinders it has and gas mileage?

The mini can go 42 mpg if not driven hard because of the turbo and you put the drive mode to “Green” as Im green minded person.

Rusty · 05-19-2020, 09:02 AM

I'm surprised that the Mini hasn't died yet from from the Zoren virus.

It must be on life support.

cossie1600 · 05-19-2020, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

You would think that car should be Smart right?!

That car is so cute.. how many cylinders it has and gas mileage?

The mini can go 42 mpg if not driven hard because of the turbo and you put the drive mode to “Green” as Im green minded person.

It's all electric, 58 miles at a time. It is faster and smoother than a gas one anyway.

Zoren 370 · 06-03-2020, 08:19 PM

New contact lenses and eye brows for the Mini as recommended by Rusty!

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Zoren 370 · 06-14-2020, 06:55 AM

Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!

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Stupid 101

Zoren 370 · 06-14-2020, 06:58 AM

Ok maybe this pedals from England would add more wheelspin in the mud!

You better be right Asht...or I’ll brush your teeth!!

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Zingston · 06-14-2020, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive!!

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Stupid 101

I didn't know you were up there with Rusty and his power wagon 4x4 buddies this weekend at Rausch Creek? I'm sure you had no problem pulling out of that little mud puddle. Looks like a great time! Tell Rusty I said hi.

Zoren 370 · 06-14-2020, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

I didn't know you were up there with Rusty and his power wagon 4x4 buddies this weekend at Rausch Creek? I'm sure you had no problem pulling out of that little mud puddle. Looks like a great time! Tell Rusty I said hi.

That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!

05-17-2020, 10:53 PM	#33 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,218 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	When are you going to get the eyelashes for the headlights? FL 4Motion and Zoren 370 like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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cossie1600 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: californee way Posts: 5,380 Drives: 370, Leaf Rep Power: 30	Is it broken down yet JK FL 4Motion, Rusty and Zoren 370 like this.

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cossie1600 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: californee way Posts: 5,380 Drives: 370, Leaf Rep Power: 30	Don't worry, my Smart is a Mercedes product. The anti pinch function works funny during the heat as the seal acts up, they can't even fix that Zoren 370 likes this.

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Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,218 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	I'm surprised that the Mini hasn't died yet from from the Zoren virus. It must be on life support. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

06-03-2020, 08:19 PM	#41 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	New contact lenses and eye brows for the Mini as recommended by Rusty! 9B6B8958-52C5-4C68-B5AD-C2442A71ED9F.jpg FL 4Motion and Rusty like this.

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Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Got some Mickey Mouse ears! So much playful stuff for the Mini! C65DDAEA-018E-4DAE-BB20-0DF5B3E00313.jpg 68C0B59F-609B-45E1-A534-A6A4FB0C7F46.jpg

06-14-2020, 06:55 AM	#42 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!! 749F9ECF-477D-48E7-B15E-88E96AFEDF1F.jpg 8394B0D2-DDA2-415F-A5B8-9DC8201C7B29.jpg Stupid 101 JARblue, Rusty, madwi and 4 others like this. Last edited by Zoren 370; 06-14-2020 at 08:29 AM.

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Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Ok maybe this pedals from England would add more wheelspin in the mud! You better be right Asht...or I’ll brush your teeth!! ED99EC06-C320-4AF4-B94B-AC9FD1ACF65B.jpg old guy and ZCanadian like this.

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