For idiots wearing a business suit on a motorcycle....I'll side with the deer.
 

Good for the deer....

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Notice the dorks wearing business suits and shoes, riding their cruisers and such on the way to get a latte and WSJ. Plus there was a deer crossing sign....

Dey Miami vice?

That being said... a custom set of proper gear that looked like a business suit would be kind of neat.

Right. Gotta dress like a squid Power Ranger to ride a real motorcycle. Successful businessmen have no business on a bike.

WHAT........you guys have something against motorcyclists?

Motorcyclists - nothing against
Suits - nothing against
Ahh, but the magical combination suit + motorcyclist - yes :shakes head:

Its like mixing red with green...you get brown.

I like having all my limbs intact, no major pain from past injuries and living, so I have something against riding a motorcycle amongst idiot drivers (and the occasional deer). It is spring time...the daily motorcycle death report as begun!

Other than that, they are great!

This is from the "Distinguished Gentleman's Ride," which was a cool idea at first, when hipsters climbed aboard their Indian-made Royal Enfields to putt around the city in dapper suits with little risk. Now it's gotten a bit silly.

That said, impacts with a deer could happen at any time, to anyone. I question a business suit on an open motorway, though... quite different from 25mph in the city for a lark. But probably better than the typical tank and gym shorts you see most squids wearing while jaunting about on their back wheel at 100mph on I-495.

I play "keep away" with all of the idiot NOVA/DC drivers on a near daily basis on my Beemer. No better way to feel alive in an otherwise dead and numb city where i successfully conduct business. ;)

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People like you just burn my hide!

Hopefully not as much as sliding across the pavement at 50 MPH with a business suit on. :)