Co-workers thought it would be funny if..

[ReZurrected]

They blocked my drivers-side door so I would have to get in through the passenger side. He came up and asked if I could get over the center console - when I told him I could, he smiled and walked away. Someone's getting a penis drawing on their car for this!





Mind you, this is how I park everyday:

[MX52Z]

Haha, I'd just put it in neutral and push it a few feet.

Then I'd spend all weekend thinking up some good payback like an exhaust whistle or something.

[ReZurrected]

Originally Posted by MX52Z

Haha, I'd just put it in neutral and push it a few feet.

Then I'd spend all weekend thinking up some good payback like an exhaust whistle or something.

....Exhaust whistle sounds like a great idea. I'll see if I can dig up something else to add on. Or maybe just violate their cubical? Rofl

[fonzo179]

Originally Posted by ReZurrected

....Exhaust whistle sounds like a great idea. I'll see if I can dig up something else to add on. Or maybe just violate their cubical? Rofl

Make it a payback tri-fecta. Exhaust whistle, penis on the car (in washable paint) and hide a McDonald's fish sandwich in their cubicle space.

[DEpointfive0]

Originally Posted by fonzo179

Make it a payback tri-fuckta. Exhaust whistle, penis on the car (in washable paint) and hide a McDonald's fish sandwich in their cubicle space.

Fixed

[Jasonle]

lol guessing he had to crawl out the passenger side too?

[ReZurrected]

Originally Posted by Jasonle

lol guessing he had to crawl out the passenger side too?

Yeah. Sadly he has the whole office out for me. This isn't the first time it has happened - then again he's got the closest so far. I've heard rumors where they're getting 3 more guys to just block me in for a day.


This is the first time it happened. He's not as close, but they always crawl out the passenger side:

[Zbrah]

put some fish sauce through the vents above the hood, that **** will stink for days!! lol

[DR_]

Put a gay pride bumper sticker on their car and register their email on gay porn website.

[ReZurrected]

Originally Posted by DR_

Put a gay pride bumper sticker on their car and register their email on gay porn website.

I would if it wasn't his family car. He had a car seat in the back, which I think I might steal the keys from his desk and put something in it... >:]

[Chuck33079]

Originally Posted by Zbrah

put some fish sauce through the vents above the hood, that **** will stink for days!! lol

Or just piss down the vent. This way you don't need to remember to bring fish sauce.

[ReZurrected]

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Or just piss down the vent. This way you don't need to remember to bring fish sauce.

Totally would have if I was a dude. Maybe I'll just get one of my office co-workers to do that for me. :P Haha

[Chuck33079]

Originally Posted by ReZurrected

Totally would have if I was a dude. Maybe I'll just get one of my office co-workers to do that for me. :P Haha

Guess I should have looked at the profile pic a little closer. Wilmington, huh? I've got a lot of family up that way.

[Zbrah]

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Guess I should have looked at the profile pic a little closer. Wilmington, huh? I've got a lot of family up that way.

Is it real poop?
Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up ****, and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of **** they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim.

only one way to find out

[ReZurrected]

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Guess I should have looked at the profile pic a little closer. Wilmington, huh? I've got a lot of family up that way.

Orly? First one to the finish line wins? Lol