How to NOT drive your Z

Solus · 10-19-2009, 02:27 PM

'preciate that josh

shumby · 10-19-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kannibul

I applaud someone who has the gall (stupid or not) to live a bit.

I'm sure he had more fun in those few minutes than most of us will ever have driving like a 90yr old grandma on her way to church.

Give the guy a break. Geez.

you are just full of fail today. so driving drunk and endangering others is fun and ok. wow you really are a dickhead.

Trips · 10-19-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kannibul

If you don't like it, don't do it. Don't pretend to be above it, as I'm sure you've done plenty of what someone else would think of as stupid crap in your life.

Nice edit can we say foot in mouth!

Solus · 10-19-2009, 02:30 PM

Ok we went over this earlier, i wasn't drunk when i did it.. i was drunk when it was suggested...

shumby · 10-19-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Solus

'preciate that josh

ah the idiots unite

Solus · 10-19-2009, 02:33 PM

and if i had been drunk i wouldn't have been doing it because they wouldn't let me.. which is why i have a swollen face and a cut eye atm because my friends didn't want me to try to drive drunk and instead of just stopping me they beat the **** out of me til i gave them my keys

Josh@STILLEN · 10-19-2009, 02:33 PM

I simply tweeted it.. not making any assumptions.. autofiends picked up on it.. looked like fun to me.. (do hope the drinking comment wasn't true).. no disrespect intended.

Solus · 10-19-2009, 02:34 PM

No, I was tanked when someone suggested it the night before.. they wouldn't have let me roll if I were drunk.

phelan · 10-19-2009, 02:36 PM

Enjoying driving the car is good.

Enjoying driving the car while absolutely blasted is bad.

Please don't drink and drive, thank you!

Now then...ibtl.

Pheonix · 10-19-2009, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kannibul

I applaud someone who has the gall (stupid or not) to live a bit.

I'm sure he had more fun in those few minutes than most of us will ever have driving like a 90yr old grandma on her way to church.

Give the guy a break. Geez.

I get to deal with people "living a bit (stupid or not)" all day, most every day. Guess what? Living a bit like that has consequences, and they're not all fortunate enough to escape unharmed.

vipor · 10-19-2009, 02:40 PM

From my hero, Tucker Max:

Quote:

The Tucker Max Drunk Scale
When describing how drunk I get, I use my own scale that my friends and I devised:

"Buzzed" is after a few beers, when I can feel the alcohol affecting me, but I think I can still drive reasonably well. My brain generally works like normal, though perhaps a little slow.

"Inebriated" is when I start feeling good, but I know my ability to drive is impaired, and so I give the keys away. I begin to doubt my ability to make good judgments. I am usually a much nicer person at this stage of drunkenness, though this changes quickly.

"Drunk" is when I start feeling overly confident about myself and all of my abilities, I argue about who drives, but eventually give the keys up anyway. Other people begin to seem much funnier and more interesting. This is also when the ability to socialize in an appropriate manner starts breaking down.

"******-in-half" (aka "****-housed") is when I believe that my abilities have become nearly superhuman, that I am the best looking man in my geographical area, and that that hunchback girl over by the bar is really hot too. As far as I am concerned, there is no road, policeman, or possibly even army, that can contain me. It is at this point that I cannot differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so I just say whatever I feel like.

"Tucker Max" is the ultimate drunk stage. Never mind about operating heavy machinery; I have trouble figuring out door knobs. The only benefit is that I don't have to worry about driving because I can't even find my keys. Any of several things can happen at Tucker Max Drunk. I can:

-black out;
-hook up with ugly or fat girls;
-fail to hook up with hot girls because I pass out on them;
-vomit uncontrollably;
-make loud, boisterous, and thoroughly untruthful claims about my achievements;
-commit myself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that I have no way of covering;
-claim to be an renowned expert on things I could not begin to explain when sober;
-start fights with small, defenseless people;
-break things;
-become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them;
-say anything, no matter how offensive or mean, to anyone, no matter how helpless or undeserving;
-wake up somewhere that I have never seen before, and do not recognize;
-have long and involved conversations over important topics that I have no recollection of the next day

Please do not attempt to drive past "Buzzed." I might not even recommend driving then, unless it's someone elses Mustang. :lol:

k20z3 · 10-19-2009, 02:41 PM

******* retarded.

Solus · 10-19-2009, 03:14 PM

Again.. drunk when it was suggested not when i did it

edeeZee · 10-19-2009, 03:38 PM

When you see a bunch of full-sized domestic pick ups, with dirt patches of land, corn-fed, husky looking guys, with some girl yelling "he's getting it dirty!"...you know it's redneck, LOL

Dustin@Z1 · 10-19-2009, 03:40 PM

Wow...you had some guts doing that to the Z.

My only comment...have you ever had to clean mud out of anything?? I ride fourwheeler and occasionally get a little muddy in my DD Jeep Cherokee. Mud gets everywhere, I can imagine what the undercarriage looked like afterwards.

10-19-2009, 02:36 PM	#54 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 38 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	Enjoying driving the car is good. Enjoying driving the car while absolutely blasted is bad. Please don't drink and drive, thank you! Now then...ibtl. __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.

10-19-2009, 02:41 PM	#57 (permalink)
k20z3 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Denver CO Age: 33 Posts: 2,146 Drives: 2006 Civic SI HFP Rep Power: 405	***** retarded. __________________ 2006 RALLYE RED HONDA CIVIC SI HFP** Clint's Helpful Photoshop Hints!

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10-19-2009, 02:27 PM	#46 (permalink)
Solus Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 453 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 16	'preciate that josh

10-19-2009, 02:30 PM	#49 (permalink)
Solus Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 453 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 16	Ok we went over this earlier, i wasn't drunk when i did it.. i was drunk when it was suggested...

10-19-2009, 02:33 PM	#51 (permalink)
Solus Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 453 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 16	and if i had been drunk i wouldn't have been doing it because they wouldn't let me.. which is why i have a swollen face and a cut eye atm because my friends didn't want me to try to drive drunk and instead of just stopping me they beat the **** out of me til i gave them my keys

10-19-2009, 02:33 PM	#52 (permalink)
Josh@STILLEN The370Z.com Sponsor Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Costa Mesa, CA Posts: 1,197 Drives: 2004 G35 Coupe 6MT Rep Power: 534	I simply tweeted it.. not making any assumptions.. autofiends picked up on it.. looked like fun to me.. (do hope the drinking comment wasn't true).. no disrespect intended.

10-19-2009, 02:34 PM	#53 (permalink)
Solus Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 453 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 16	No, I was tanked when someone suggested it the night before.. they wouldn't have let me roll if I were drunk.

10-19-2009, 03:14 PM	#58 (permalink)
Solus Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 453 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 16	Again.. drunk when it was suggested not when i did it

10-19-2009, 03:38 PM	#59 (permalink)
edeeZee Track Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: s. cali, los angeles Posts: 627 Drives: 09 370z plat 6 speed Rep Power: 266	When you see a bunch of full-sized domestic pick ups, with dirt patches of land, corn-fed, husky looking guys, with some girl yelling "he's getting it dirty!"...you know it's redneck, LOL

10-19-2009, 03:40 PM	#60 (permalink)
Dustin@Z1 The370Z.com Sponsor Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NLA Posts: 1,313 Drives: NLA Rep Power: 18	Wow...you had some guts doing that to the Z. My only comment...have you ever had to clean mud out of anything?? I ride fourwheeler and occasionally get a little muddy in my DD Jeep Cherokee. Mud gets everywhere, I can imagine what the undercarriage looked like afterwards.