2026 370z

Originally Posted by kenchan

i hear they dont even come with AT any more, sorry FP..

Originally Posted by 2011 Nismo#91

I hear it will have the power to ban FPenvy at will.
Oh, and engines are so last year, I hear it will run on just hopes and dreams.

Originally Posted by Nissan North America

Next Generation Nissan Z to Debut World's First Fusion-Powered Sports Car

• Joint Venture with the KGB and Gestapo
• Unprecedented Performance
• Affordability unmatched by mere mortal fighter jets
• V-Motion front grill
• Starting MSRP of $60,000*

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Nissan dealers across the country are preparing their showrooms for the debut of the next generation Nissan Z, slated for Winter 2070 - the 100th anniversary of the original Z car.

Engineers from around the world collaborated on this world-ending, affordable successor to the 370Z - a car known for its groundbreaking Concentric Slave Cylinder design, G-Force sensing fuel system (with safety shutoff valve during sweeping right turns), and a motor with the ability to boil damn near any petroleum-based lubricant this side of the ice age.

The first of its kind, the new Z (internal designation "Homer") will utilize the first ever fusion reactor core designed for an automobile. With a 0-60 time of 3.2 nanoseconds (traction limited), this is the first ever Z car to literally obliterate the competition at the drag strip. Top speed is somewhere between 150 and 150,000 kW, depending on environmental factors.

Interior accommodations include a sparkling water dispenser in place of the glove box, built in self-towing package that will instantly transport the vehicle to the nearest body of water in the event of reactor core decay, and traditional 3-pod gauge setup, complete with clocks for three time-zones of your choosing.

Technological enhancements include Nuke-Navigation, which utilizes google apps-to-phone to pinpoint the location of other nuclear-powered objects in the area. A limited Fukushima edition Z will feature a three-stage neon green exterior finish and literally zero safety features whatsoever.

At the time of this press release, the 2070 Nissan Z is still pending CARB legalization.

Originally Posted by rooftop

FP says you shouldn't kick a guy when he's down

Originally Posted by 2011 Nismo#91

Any rumors on whether the 2026 style will be the last one of its kind? Rumors that the redesigned "370Z" will come in 2026?

Originally Posted by DOOMMONKEY777

Ummm......i know am high, but ill have some of whatever they r smoking.