Rude passengers and rules you enforce in the Z.

Originally Posted by SmokeEater27

I dont have too many rules I just make all my passengers recite after me.....



"This is my Z. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Z is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Z, without me, is useless. Without my Z, I am useless.

I must drive my Z true. I must drive faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must pass him before he passes me. I will...

My Z and I know that what counts on the road is not the tire we waste, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the launch that counts. We will hit...

My Z is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its A/F and its VVEL. I will keep my Z clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My Z and I are the defenders of Orlando. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but ricer Hondas!"