I don't get it!!!

ProfessorDave · 08-27-2014, 10:00 AM

How does one restrict oneself from making love? At first I thought duct tape, but then thought the bondage fans might get excited by that, sabotaging efforts to be celibate. Then I wondered about self-induced coma. But that seems impractical, as most of us have to work during the week, not to mention that a similar practice didn't turn out so well for Michael Jackson.

The answer seems to be that such restrictions are not plausible. I'm pretty sure Mr. Peabody would tell Sherman to engage freely in sexual and mileage hedonism. So that's my plan.

FPenvy · 08-27-2014, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

How does one restrict oneself from making love? At first I thought duct tape, but then thought the bondage fans might get excited by that, sabotaging efforts to be celibate. Then I wondered about self-induced coma. But that seems impractical, as most of us have to work during the week, not to mention that a similar practice didn't turn out so well for Michael Jackson.

The answer seems to be that such restrictions are not plausible. I'm pretty sure Mr. Peabody would tell Sherman to engage freely in sexual and mileage hedonism. So that's my plan.

typically i just do what i want then say sorry.

it's easier to ask for forgivness than permission.

kenchan · 08-27-2014, 10:02 AM

but professordave your sig says:

Rain, snow, sleet, hail: 2009 Mazda 3 sGT HB
Everything else: 2009 370z, PW Touring 6MT

ProfessorDave · 08-28-2014, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

but professordave your sig says:

Rain, snow, sleet, hail: 2009 Mazda 3 sGT HB
Everything else: 2009 370z, PW Touring 6MT

Yes, but I thought this thread was about sex, no?

kooko · 08-27-2014, 10:03 AM

I don't DD my Z, because I don't want her to be love tapped, dinged, get all banged up cuz other people dont know how to control themselves.

cooltoy · 08-27-2014, 10:06 AM

Driving the Z in winter with all the stupid drivers that do not know how to, is like sending your wife to a gang bang.

H2O_Doc · 08-27-2014, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

Driving the Z in winter with all the stupid drivers that do not know how to, is like sending your wife to a gang bang.

Come again?

cooltoy · 08-27-2014, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by H2O_Doc

Come again?

It's an analogy.

Because every loser driver will try to rear-end my car each time a few flakes of snow fall, so it's like a free for all to run into my nice car.

njobe89 · 08-27-2014, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

Because every loser driver will try to rear-end my car each time a few flakes of snow fall, so it's like a free for all to run into my nice car.

there you go

kenchan · 08-27-2014, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

Because every looser driver will try to rear-end my car each time a few flakes of snow fall, so it's like a free for all to run into my nice car.

i know exactly wat you mean. i posted this like 100x already, but i felt like a sitting duck in my other fun car with LM60's. i was fine driving, but the other dumbarses on the road...

should see the literally hundreds of cars with bumper damage in the winter time.

ZeeBabar · 08-27-2014, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

It's an analogy.

Because every loser driver will try to rear-end my car each time a few flakes of snow fall, so it's like a free for all to run into my nice car.

If you are not getting hit or rear ended by a beater, you won't get rear ended because it is a Z.

You are being unfair to all the drivers. It's like buying (not driving) a lottery ticket because you might hit the big jackpot.

Spooler · 08-27-2014, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

It's an analogy.

Because every loser driver will try to rear-end my car each time a few flakes of snow fall, so it's like a free for all to run into my nice car.

I don't have to wait around for snow or rain for that. Just had an aggresive driver try to take out my right front the other day. He merged right over in front of me and I went left...LOL I need to start carrying a roll of penny's for folks like this.

mishuko · 08-27-2014, 10:53 AM

So I do short drives and evening short cummutes and the such because I want to...

Do I care how clean my car is? Yes
Do I care about getting ding'd? Who wouldn't
Do I care about rain? Yes, because it gives me more opportunity to spend more time with my car and not my wifey
Do I care what everyone else does with their Z? No. If they want to park the car that's their perogative. If they want to DD then go for it.

trolololol.

cooltoy · 08-27-2014, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mishuko

Do I care about rain? Yes, because it gives me more opportunity to spend more time with my car and not my wifey

Sounds from this like you would rather spend your time with your car.

mishuko · 08-27-2014, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

Sounds from this like you would rather spend your time with your car.

I love driving and now that I've had the taste of a sports car I don't want to stop. She gets plenty of attention though... don't get me wrong I just like having my own little happy time.

08-27-2014, 10:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
ProfessorDave A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 1,580 Drives: In the fairway Rep Power: 19	How does one restrict oneself from making love? At first I thought duct tape, but then thought the bondage fans might get excited by that, sabotaging efforts to be celibate. Then I wondered about self-induced coma. But that seems impractical, as most of us have to work during the week, not to mention that a similar practice didn't turn out so well for Michael Jackson. The answer seems to be that such restrictions are not plausible. I'm pretty sure Mr. Peabody would tell Sherman to engage freely in sexual and mileage hedonism. So that's my plan. __________________ Rain, snow, sleet, hail: 2009 Mazda 3 sGT HB Everything else: 2009 370z, PW Touring 6MT

08-27-2014, 10:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
cooltoy Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Calgary Posts: 13,981 Drives: 14 PW 370Z S/T MT Rep Power: 243722	Driving the Z in winter with all the stupid drivers that do not know how to, is like sending your wife to a gang bang. __________________ Member of kenchan's "photoshopped mods" and "proper offsets" gang.

08-27-2014, 10:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	but professordave your sig says: Rain, snow, sleet, hail: 2009 Mazda 3 sGT HB Everything else: 2009 370z, PW Touring 6MT

08-27-2014, 10:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
kooko Base Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Cypress Posts: 35 Drives: 14 370z MR 7AT Rep Power: 12	I don't DD my Z, because I don't want her to be love tapped, dinged, get all banged up cuz other people dont know how to control themselves.

08-27-2014, 10:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
mishuko A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: bouncin on tigga Posts: 8,062 Drives: '12 Z Rep Power: 9435	So I do short drives and evening short cummutes and the such because I want to... Do I care how clean my car is? Yes Do I care about getting ding'd? Who wouldn't Do I care about rain? Yes, because it gives me more opportunity to spend more time with my car and not my wifey Do I care what everyone else does with their Z? No. If they want to park the car that's their perogative. If they want to DD then go for it. trolololol.