Hellaflush is now... Illegal?!?!

vividracing · 08-13-2014, 05:41 PM

TO DO LIST:
1. invent side mirror to roof relocation kit.
2. become rich
3. F*ck Bi*ches

Drakonis GTR · 08-13-2014, 05:45 PM

You know, the negative camber bit, I could tolerate. Though honestly, when your camber is so far out that I can notice it from half a mile away, you are taking it too far in my book.

The stretched tires are what kill me. In what universe can anyone say that having to stretch the sidewalls of a tire out so that they can reach the edges of a wheel that is quite a bit wider than said tire is a good idea? The very design of the tire is so that the edge can sit within the bead on the wheel, providing the seal necessary to maintain air pressure. The fact that someone has to effectively GLUE their tires onto the wheels to achieve the same seal would in my mind be the first indicator that you are ******* something up. And heaven help you if the glue breaks free.

Ok, Rant Over

Haboob · 08-13-2014, 05:48 PM

You could always sniff the glue?

KrisL · 08-13-2014, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

You could always sniff the glue?

It'll help the driver forget the time his hellaflush tire glue came undone and he hellacrashed into a busload of children on the way back from the kitten adoption festival and they went over the edge of a canyon wall and fell to their helladoom.

DEpointfive0 · 08-13-2014, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Drakonis GTR

You know, the negative camber bit, I could tolerate. Though honestly, when your camber is so far out that I can notice it from half a mile away, you are taking it too far in my book.

The stretched tires are what kill me. In what universe can anyone say that having to stretch the sidewalls of a tire out so that they can reach the edges of a wheel that is quite a bit wider than said tire is a good idea? The very design of the tire is so that the edge can sit within the bead on the wheel, providing the seal necessary to maintain air pressure. The fact that someone has to effectively GLUE their tires onto the wheels to achieve the same seal would in my mind be the first indicator that you are ******* something up. And heaven help you if the glue breaks free.

Ok, Rant Over

THEY USE DUCT TAPE!!! That's how DUMB this fad thing is

vividracing · 08-13-2014, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisL

It'll help the driver forget the time his hellaflush tire glue came undone and he hellacrashed into a busload of children on the way back from the kitten adoption festival and they went over the edge of a canyon wall and fell to their helladoom.

TOO.... MUCH.... HELLA.... CANT... COMPUTE

DEpointfive0 · 08-13-2014, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Your face is a felony.

You're pretty close... I have been handcuffed at the airport and had the FBI called on me

Limeybastard · 08-13-2014, 06:06 PM

When are they gonna ban blacked out tailights and headlights. I find these worse.

vividracing · 08-13-2014, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Limeybastard

When are they gonna ban blacked out tailights and headlights. I find these worse.

Thats sooooo illegal in cali at least, and also AZ. It just depends on how much a **** the cop wants to be.

Limeybastard · 08-13-2014, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by vividracing

Thats sooooo illegal in cali at least, and also AZ. It just depends on how much a **** the cop wants to be.

I tell you man, when its raining here you cannot see the lights of cars with blacked out goodness in front.

vividracing · 08-13-2014, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Limeybastard

I tell you man, when its raining here you cannot see the lights of cars with blacked out goodness in front.

Well what most people DONT do, which everyone should if you're gonna black out your tails, is at least swap over to an LED bulb. That helps a ton, but i agree, it sucks when you cant see cause of bad weather.

GaleForce · 08-13-2014, 06:49 PM

The only issue I have with this, is leaving it to the cops discretion as to what is considered Hellaflush. Yes, they have a "definition/guideline" to follow but this will be abused. I already know of one person that has been harassed by this new law and this person's car is about as "hellaflush" as my car... My car is not even close to hellaflush.

Virtual · 08-13-2014, 06:57 PM

I didn't get into the whole hella-flush scene anyways. I hate restrictions though.

Z1NONLY · 08-13-2014, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vividracing

Right, but are you forgetting that tires are made to perform flat on the ground. Sidewalls stretch and grip the road, grooves in the tire divert water to better handling in rain. With half the tire off the ground, it cant do those thing, not to mention putting twice the stress on the inside sidewall (which is only designed to handle a certain weight limit) So, ill take 100% of a 175/80 over 30% of a 315 any day.

I'll take 100% 315 under cornering forces over most of a 175 that's half unloaded under cornering forces because of camber arcs and suspension compression.

(Although I know the amount of camber required to get 50% at a standstill will probably not result in 100% under cornering.)

FPenvy · 08-13-2014, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

You're pretty close... I have been handcuffed at the airport and had the FBI called on me

We should talk lol

Been there too brother.

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Drakonis GTR Base Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 154 Drives: 09' 370Z B/S Rd M6 Rep Power: 12	You know, the negative camber bit, I could tolerate. Though honestly, when your camber is so far out that I can notice it from half a mile away, you are taking it too far in my book. The stretched tires are what kill me. In what universe can anyone say that having to stretch the sidewalls of a tire out so that they can reach the edges of a wheel that is quite a bit wider than said tire is a good idea? The very design of the tire is so that the edge can sit within the bead on the wheel, providing the seal necessary to maintain air pressure. The fact that someone has to effectively GLUE their tires onto the wheels to achieve the same seal would in my mind be the first indicator that you are ******* something up. And heaven help you if the glue breaks free. Ok, Rant Over KrisL likes this. __________________ 2009 Nissan 370Z Base w/ Sport Package F.I . LTHs with Non-Resonated Cat-back exhaust (C.F.) / Stillen Gen3 CAI / Up-Rev Tune

08-13-2014, 06:49 PM	#72 (permalink)
GaleForce A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 21,749 Drives: Varis Arising II Rep Power: 51865	The only issue I have with this, is leaving it to the cops discretion as to what is considered Hellaflush. Yes, they have a "definition/guideline" to follow but this will be abused. I already know of one person that has been harassed by this new law and this person's car is about as "hellaflush" as my car... My car is not even close to hellaflush. DEpointfive0 likes this. __________________ >>>GaleForce's Build<<< >>>FaceBook @3GsCustoms<<<>>>Instagram @GaleForce370z<<< Varis Kamikaze-Z

08-13-2014, 06:57 PM	#73 (permalink)
Virtual Base Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Socal Posts: 71 Drives: Mystery Machine Rep Power: 12	I didn't get into the whole hella-flush scene anyways. I hate restrictions though. Rusty, DEpointfive0 and BC416 like this.

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