Best Red Light Questions

nismo9132 · 07-28-2014, 11:58 AM

I don't live out in the woods, but I had two redneck kids in an old hard body pull up next to me at a grocery store stop sign. The driver leaned out his window towards my Z and said "Yo, light 'em up." I couldn't help but laugh as I pulled away normally.

Masterbeatty · 07-28-2014, 12:13 PM

kids: Nice car is it fast?
Me: yha pretty fast thanks
kids: How fast?
Me: 65 mph
Kids: Thats not fast!
Me: I know but it gets there pretty fast and i dont like tickets

Haboob · 07-28-2014, 12:55 PM

A 350Z rolled up next to me and was like, "You know we have the same engines."

Me: "Cool."

Him and his flat billed, sidways cap: "It's an HR."

Me: "Nice car man...", and drove off.

CDepp · 07-28-2014, 02:09 PM

Moved from north of CLT to south of CLT:
Huntersville: "Nice car! Looks awesome!"
Monroe:
SRT-4 Neon drivers; *constantly rev's to get blow off to chirp*
Mustang owners (legal requirement here to have 3 Mustangs per 2 city blocks I believe): "That thing go as fast as it looks?/That thing is qui(eee)ck, no?"
Me: "Nope. Slow as d*ck."

Read T · 07-29-2014, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CDepp

Moved from north of CLT to south of CLT:
Huntersville: "Nice car! Looks awesome!"
Monroe:
SRT-4 Neon drivers; *constantly rev's to get blow off to chirp*
Mustang owners (legal requirement here to have 3 Mustangs per 2 city blocks I believe): "That thing go as fast as it looks?/That thing is qui(eee)ck, no?"
Me: "Nope. Slow as d*ck."

Haha, I grew up in Waxhaw (my parents are still there). What's better is that every big truck driven by a 23 year old guy tries to drag race me at stoplights. I drive normally.

zae757 · 07-28-2014, 02:40 PM

I get some pretty stupid questions and today I got like 3 of them in a row...

1. "Why did you buy a sports car if you don't take it to the track to race it?"

2. "Why did you put aftermarket wheels on the car? It came with factory wheels"

3. "Why do you mess with the engine? Changing the engine, changes the car"

alcheng · 07-28-2014, 03:50 PM

I got this prius pull up to me and ask:

"what oil should I use..??"

jpkirk · 07-28-2014, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

I got this prius pull up to me and ask:

"what oil should I use..??"

Olive, but only if it's EXTRA Virgin, first cold pressed.

alcheng · 07-28-2014, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jpkirk

Olive, but only if it's EXTRA Virgin, first cold pressed.

I looked at him and make sure he's not a

Haboob · 07-28-2014, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by zae757

I get some pretty stupid questions and today I got like 3 of them in a row...

1. "Why did you buy a sports car if you don't take it to the track to race it?"

2. "Why did you put aftermarket wheels on the car? It came with factory wheels"

3. "Why do you mess with the engine? Changing the engine, changes the car"

I get that second one from people like my parents.

Pintsize725 · 07-28-2014, 03:56 PM

"Is that your car?"

jpkirk · 07-28-2014, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

"Is that your car?"

Now there's a pickup line if I ever heard it.

Pintsize725 · 07-28-2014, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jpkirk

Now there's a pickup line if I ever heard it.

Just shows how well they pay attention, my plate reads "HER 370."

jcosta79 · 07-31-2014, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Just shows how well they pay attention, my plate reads "HER 370."

Maybe they thought it was your mom's car?

jpkirk · 08-11-2014, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by katjmmx

So true! As I was buying my NISMO: "Is this REALLY for you?"

Since you are in NOVA, you should come out to a MAZOC meet. Some fairly reasonable folk in the group. They meet in Fairfax and Columbia on alternating Saturday mornings. Checkout this thread...

http://www.the370z.com/mazoc/67540-n...lumbia-md.html

07-28-2014, 11:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
nismo9132 Base Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Nismo Posts: 61 Drives: 2012 370Z NISMO Rep Power: 11	I don't live out in the woods, but I had two redneck kids in an old hard body pull up next to me at a grocery store stop sign. The driver leaned out his window towards my Z and said "Yo, light 'em up." I couldn't help but laugh as I pulled away normally. Leadfoot likes this. __________________ 2012 Nissan 370z NISMO (Fast Intentions Non-Resonated TDX) 2016 Infiniti Q50 3.0tt AWD Premium+ 2012 Nissan Xterra Pro-4X

07-28-2014, 12:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122867	kids: Nice car is it fast? Me: yha pretty fast thanks kids: How fast? Me: 65 mph Kids: Thats not fast! Me: I know but it gets there pretty fast and i dont like tickets CDepp and nismo9132 like this. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

07-28-2014, 02:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
CDepp Track Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 837 Drives: sideways Rep Power: 14	Moved from north of CLT to south of CLT: Huntersville: "Nice car! Looks awesome!" Monroe: SRT-4 Neon drivers; constantly rev's to get blow off to chirp Mustang owners (legal requirement here to have 3 Mustangs per 2 city blocks I believe): "That thing go as fast as it looks?/That thing is qui(eee)ck, no?" Me: "Nope. Slow as dck." __________________ -CDepp-* 2011 MB Base+S M6 \| Invidia Exhaust \| TommyKairaHebiBeibi \| H&R Spacers 15/20 \| GTR Start \| 305hp/240tq

07-28-2014, 02:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
zae757 Base Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Fort Dix, NJ Posts: 167 Drives: 2010 370Z Rep Power: 12	I get some pretty stupid questions and today I got like 3 of them in a row... 1. "Why did you buy a sports car if you don't take it to the track to race it?" 2. "Why did you put aftermarket wheels on the car? It came with factory wheels" 3. "Why do you mess with the engine? Changing the engine, changes the car" TreeSemdyZee and DEpointfive0 like this.

07-28-2014, 03:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,894 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418353	I got this prius pull up to me and ask: "what oil should I use..??" kenchan, Pintsize725, DEpointfive0 and 4 others like this.

07-28-2014, 12:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1387	A 350Z rolled up next to me and was like, "You know we have the same engines." Me: "Cool." Him and his flat billed, sidways cap: "It's an HR." Me: "Nice car man...", and drove off.

07-28-2014, 03:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211845	"Is that your car?" kenchan, jpkirk, Drakonis GTR and 1 others like this. __________________ Tracie

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