Best Red Light Questions

Haboob · 07-28-2014, 01:55 PM

A 350Z rolled up next to me and was like, "You know we have the same engines."

Me: "Cool."

Him and his flat billed, sidways cap: "It's an HR."

Me: "Nice car man...", and drove off.

CDepp · 07-28-2014, 03:09 PM

Moved from north of CLT to south of CLT:
Huntersville: "Nice car! Looks awesome!"
Monroe:
SRT-4 Neon drivers; *constantly rev's to get blow off to chirp*
Mustang owners (legal requirement here to have 3 Mustangs per 2 city blocks I believe): "That thing go as fast as it looks?/That thing is qui(eee)ck, no?"
Me: "Nope. Slow as d*ck."

zae757 · 07-28-2014, 03:40 PM

I get some pretty stupid questions and today I got like 3 of them in a row...

1. "Why did you buy a sports car if you don't take it to the track to race it?"

2. "Why did you put aftermarket wheels on the car? It came with factory wheels"

3. "Why do you mess with the engine? Changing the engine, changes the car"

alcheng · 07-28-2014, 04:50 PM

I got this prius pull up to me and ask:

"what oil should I use..??"

Pintsize725 · 07-28-2014, 04:56 PM

"Is that your car?"

Haboob · 07-28-2014, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zae757

I get some pretty stupid questions and today I got like 3 of them in a row...

1. "Why did you buy a sports car if you don't take it to the track to race it?"

2. "Why did you put aftermarket wheels on the car? It came with factory wheels"

3. "Why do you mess with the engine? Changing the engine, changes the car"

I get that second one from people like my parents.

jpkirk · 07-28-2014, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alcheng

I got this prius pull up to me and ask:

"what oil should I use..??"

Olive, but only if it's EXTRA Virgin, first cold pressed.

jpkirk · 07-28-2014, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

"Is that your car?"

Now there's a pickup line if I ever heard it.

Pintsize725 · 07-28-2014, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jpkirk

Now there's a pickup line if I ever heard it.

Just shows how well they pay attention, my plate reads "HER 370."

alcheng · 07-28-2014, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpkirk

Olive, but only if it's EXTRA Virgin, first cold pressed.

I looked at him and make sure he's not a

TheBoomSpoon · 07-28-2014, 05:58 PM

The only time anyone actually said something was a DUDE in a ford fusion some awd variant rolled down his window and said "me gonna win cause me so horny".

He lost badly and turned off road when i slowed to hear what he had to say...

Munts · 07-28-2014, 10:06 PM

These are all super funny/awesome!!

Keep 'em comin!

RBfastback · 07-28-2014, 11:38 PM

I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol."
he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go...

KrisL · 07-29-2014, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by RBfastback

me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust

he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle

You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo.

RBfastback · 07-29-2014, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisL

You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo.

haha yeah it could have been but I think he was just drunk and stupid considering it was midnight on a Monday and he was riding a unicycle with no shirt on....wait.. that dose sound gay

07-28-2014, 03:09 PM	#32 (permalink)
CDepp Track Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 837 Drives: sideways Rep Power: 14	Moved from north of CLT to south of CLT: Huntersville: "Nice car! Looks awesome!" Monroe: SRT-4 Neon drivers; constantly rev's to get blow off to chirp Mustang owners (legal requirement here to have 3 Mustangs per 2 city blocks I believe): "That thing go as fast as it looks?/That thing is qui(eee)ck, no?" Me: "Nope. Slow as dck." __________________ -CDepp-* 2011 MB Base+S M6 \| Invidia Exhaust \| TommyKairaHebiBeibi \| H&R Spacers 15/20 \| GTR Start \| 305hp/240tq

07-28-2014, 03:40 PM	#33 (permalink)
zae757 Base Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Fort Dix, NJ Posts: 167 Drives: 2010 370Z Rep Power: 12	I get some pretty stupid questions and today I got like 3 of them in a row... 1. "Why did you buy a sports car if you don't take it to the track to race it?" 2. "Why did you put aftermarket wheels on the car? It came with factory wheels" 3. "Why do you mess with the engine? Changing the engine, changes the car" TreeSemdyZee and DEpointfive0 like this.

07-28-2014, 04:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,894 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418353	I got this prius pull up to me and ask: "what oil should I use..??" kenchan, Pintsize725, DEpointfive0 and 4 others like this.

07-28-2014, 04:56 PM	#35 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	"Is that your car?" kenchan, jpkirk, Drakonis GTR and 1 others like this. __________________ Tracie

07-28-2014, 05:58 PM	#41 (permalink)
TheBoomSpoon Base Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 223 Drives: 2009 370z 7at Rep Power: 11	The only time anyone actually said something was a DUDE in a ford fusion some awd variant rolled down his window and said "me gonna win cause me so horny". He lost badly and turned off road when i slowed to hear what he had to say... TreeSemdyZee likes this.

07-28-2014, 01:55 PM	#31 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1387	A 350Z rolled up next to me and was like, "You know we have the same engines." Me: "Cool." Him and his flat billed, sidways cap: "It's an HR." Me: "Nice car man...", and drove off.

07-28-2014, 10:06 PM	#42 (permalink)
Munts Base Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: St Paul, Minnesota Posts: 101 Drives: 2009 MT Touring Rep Power: 11	These are all super funny/awesome!! Keep 'em comin!

07-28-2014, 11:38 PM	#43 (permalink)
RBfastback Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: FM, Florida Posts: 311 Drives: 13 370z Nismo PW Rep Power: 11	I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol." he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go... jpkirk likes this.

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