A 350Z rolled up next to me and was like, "You know we have the same engines."

Me: "Cool."

Him and his flat billed, sidways cap: "It's an HR."

Me: "Nice car man...", and drove off.

Moved from north of CLT to south of CLT:
Huntersville: "Nice car! Looks awesome!"
Monroe:
SRT-4 Neon drivers; *constantly rev's to get blow off to chirp*
Mustang owners (legal requirement here to have 3 Mustangs per 2 city blocks I believe): "That thing go as fast as it looks?/That thing is qui(eee)ck, no?"
Me: "Nope. Slow as d*ck."

I get some pretty stupid questions and today I got like 3 of them in a row...

1. "Why did you buy a sports car if you don't take it to the track to race it?"

2. "Why did you put aftermarket wheels on the car? It came with factory wheels"

3. "Why do you mess with the engine? Changing the engine, changes the car"

I got this prius pull up to me and ask:

"what oil should I use..??"

"Is that your car?"

I get that second one from people like my parents. :icon17:

Olive, but only if it's EXTRA Virgin, first cold pressed.

Now there's a pickup line if I ever heard it. :ugh2:

Just shows how well they pay attention, my plate reads "HER 370."

I looked at him and make sure he's not a :supergay:

The only time anyone actually said something was a DUDE in a ford fusion some awd variant rolled down his window and said "me gonna win cause me so horny".

He lost badly and turned off road when i slowed to hear what he had to say...

These are all super funny/awesome!!

Keep 'em comin!

I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol."
he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go...

You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo. :ugh2:

haha yeah it could have been but I think he was just drunk and stupid considering it was midnight on a Monday and he was riding a unicycle with no shirt on....wait.. that dose sound gay