Sports car / gas mileage analogy needed
 

I'm at a loss for a good analogy. Help me out.

"Buying a sports car and worrying about gas mileage is like..."


I posed this question to a friend and her response was:

"...falling off a cliff and worrying about chipping your nail polish."

This is okay, but not exactly ideal. Can anyone come up with a better one?

"Buying a sports car and worrying about gas mileage is like..."



"...Getting a handjob and claiming you are stiff faithful to the wife."

Eating at Taco Bell and worrying about your sodium intake...

Shopping at Whole Foods and worrying about your grocery bill.:driving:

"Buying a sports car and worrying about gas mileage is like..."

Being the owner of the LA Clippers and worrying about African Americans coming to your games


-M-

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"Buying a sports car and worrying about gas mileage is like..."

Two hookers arguing who lost their verginity first.

Is like eating steak/lobster/mashed potatoes/apple pie and worrying about the calories in your glass of coke.

...is like hitting yourself in the face with a hammer and expecting it not to hurt

Grabbing a bag of Lays potato chips and only eating one.

Is like ordering a Double cheese burger with fries biggie size, and an order of diet coke.

........Buying 12in wide wheels and putting 225 wide tires on them. :inoutroflpuke:

Its like this thread. Kinda silly. :ugh:

"Buying a sports car and worrying about gas mileage is like......

winning $500,000,000 in the lottery and worrying that you will have to pay taxes on it."

...rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic