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Old 04-22-2014, 10:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Short Poem for the Genetically Challenged Driver Species:

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How?

If you told me that someone could do it, I would not believe it. So how?

How?

After I pulled up right behind you and unloaded the groceries from my car.
You were standing right there in the garage looking at it.

How?

How, after a mere hour and a half later, completely sober, you were going to Zumba class, it was still daylight how?

How WOMAN?

How do you forget my 370z is parked right g0d d@mn behind you and then back right up into it!!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?


FUUCKING HOW?
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WOMAN
You seemed to have answered your own question.
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Lookin right, turning right, who cares what's coming from the left. Unfortunately Chuck my poem is non-fiction. It's minor, but still....



how? It's not like I haven't parked exactly right there for the last 12 months or something.
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how? It's not like I haven't parked exactly right there for the last 12 months or something.
Yeah, I feel your pain. I was parked behind a truck and they backed into me. The kicker was that they had pulled through the spot, so it was not necessary for the vehicle to be in reverse at all.

I'm thinking it was woman error as well.
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Yeah, I feel your pain. I was parked behind a truck and they backed into me. The kicker was that they had pulled through the spot, so it was not necessary for the vehicle to be in reverse at all.

I'm thinking it was woman error as well.

And people wonder why I park in BFE no matter what I am driving. I tell people its for the exercise................
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And people wonder why I park in BFE no matter what I am driving. I tell people its for the exercise................
My gf always mocked me for parking in a different zip code from my destination. Until she bought a new car. Now she parks out in BFE as well.
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LOL... they will never find the answer to this. It will happen again to someone else and always will. Sorry about your troubles though.
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if it makes you feel better i had a terrible experience driving home from work yesterday. very nerve racking.

a asian...........woman............on her phone pulled in behind me in traffic.

tightest butthole ever.
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a asian...........woman............on her phone pulled in behind me in traffic.

tightest butthole ever.
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oh i know! it was terrible. i was worried i was going to hit soemone in front of me since i could barely take my eyes off my mirrors to be safe.
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Terrible news, sorry man. Similar scenario happened to my dad's bimmer around this time last year.
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How? How do you put up with parking in the driveway while an Explorer gets the garage??
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How? How do you put up with parking in the driveway while an Explorer gets the garage??
We trade back and forth, we own two houses and she parks in the visitor lot at my house and I get the garage. I usually only park in her garage when I go out of town and need to trickle charge my battery-it's just too tight of a squeeze.

Sometimes we share the garage , but it just has a lot of stuff in it. Which makes it even more unbelievable in my mind. This is the normal parking situation when I am at her house.

So I am baffled how she can pull into her own garage, followed 2 minutes later by me with a trunk full of groceries, go inside, come back outside while I am working on my laptop right in front of her. And then just back up right into a car she saw parked behind her just an hour or so earlier in broad daylight. Not to mention the car is parked there 5 days a week.
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