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A Short Poem for the Genetically Challenged Driver Species: Author: GSS138 How? If you told me that someone could do it, I would not believe it. So how? How? After
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A Short Poem for the Genetically Challenged Driver Species:
Author: GSS138 How? If you told me that someone could do it, I would not believe it. So how? How? After I pulled up right behind you and unloaded the groceries from my car. You were standing right there in the garage looking at it. How? How, after a mere hour and a half later, completely sober, you were going to Zumba class, it was still daylight how? How WOMAN? How do you forget my 370z is parked right g0d d@mn behind you and then back right up into it!!!??!?!?!?!??!?!? FUUCKING HOW?
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You seemed to have answered your own question.
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Lookin right, turning right, who cares what's coming from the left. Unfortunately Chuck my poem is non-fiction. It's minor, but still....
how? It's not like I haven't parked exactly right there for the last 12 months or something.
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![]() I'm thinking it was woman error as well.
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And people wonder why I park in BFE no matter what I am driving. I tell people its for the exercise................
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LOL... they will never find the answer to this. It will happen again to someone else and always will. Sorry about your troubles though.
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if it makes you feel better i had a terrible experience driving home from work yesterday. very nerve racking.
a asian...........woman............on her phone pulled in behind me in traffic. tightest butthole ever. ![]()
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You're rucky to be arive.
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oh i know! it was terrible. i was worried i was going to hit soemone in front of me since i could barely take my eyes off my mirrors to be safe.
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How? How do you put up with parking in the driveway while an Explorer gets the garage??
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Sometimes we share the garage , but it just has a lot of stuff in it. Which makes it even more unbelievable in my mind. This is the normal parking situation when I am at her house. So I am baffled how she can pull into her own garage, followed 2 minutes later by me with a trunk full of groceries, go inside, come back outside while I am working on my laptop right in front of her. And then just back up right into a car she saw parked behind her just an hour or so earlier in broad daylight. Not to mention the car is parked there 5 days a week.
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