Of all the stereo-typical things...
 

A Short Poem for the Genetically Challenged Driver Species:

Author: GSS138

You seemed to have answered your own question.

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Sorry for your troubles, OP :(

Lookin right, turning right, who cares what's coming from the left. Unfortunately Chuck my poem is non-fiction. It's minor, but still....



how? It's not like I haven't parked exactly right there for the last 12 months or something.

Yeah, I feel your pain. I was parked behind a truck and they backed into me. The kicker was that they had pulled through the spot, so it was not necessary for the vehicle to be in reverse at all.:mad:

I'm thinking it was woman error as well.

LOL... they will never find the answer to this. It will happen again to someone else and always will. Sorry about your troubles though.

if it makes you feel better i had a terrible experience driving home from work yesterday. very nerve racking.

a asian...........woman............on her phone pulled in behind me in traffic.

tightest butthole ever. :shakes head:

Terrible news, sorry man. Similar scenario happened to my dad's bimmer around this time last year.

You're rucky to be arive.

oh i know! it was terrible. i was worried i was going to hit soemone in front of me since i could barely take my eyes off my mirrors to be safe.

And people wonder why I park in BFE no matter what I am driving. I tell people its for the exercise................

My gf always mocked me for parking in a different zip code from my destination. Until she bought a new car. Now she parks out in BFE as well. :rofl2:

My GF is the one in the Explorer who will let her door swing into your car if you don't park in BFE.

Or in my case, is the one that will run into your car with the same Explorer if you are parked in your own damn driveway.

Oooof. That's rough. I wouldn't condone an open-handed slap, but I'd understand.

she must be smoking hot or give great bj's if you're still with her after this lol

How? How do you put up with parking in the driveway while an Explorer gets the garage??

OP, I feel your pain. My brother in-law backed into my Z as it was also parked in the driveway; during a visit at his OWN house. $240 bucks later which he gave me of course and my bumper is in a shop. I should be getting it back today hopefully...But my pretty lady is sitting back in her garage looking toothless :shakes head:

We trade back and forth, we own two houses and she parks in the visitor lot at my house and I get the garage. I usually only park in her garage when I go out of town and need to trickle charge my battery-it's just too tight of a squeeze.

Sometimes we share the garage , but it just has a lot of stuff in it. Which makes it even more unbelievable in my mind. This is the normal parking situation when I am at her house.

So I am baffled how she can pull into her own garage, followed 2 minutes later by me with a trunk full of groceries, go inside, come back outside while I am working on my laptop right in front of her. And then just back up right into a car she saw parked behind her just an hour or so earlier in broad daylight. Not to mention the car is parked there 5 days a week.

Dude, with some people, you could drive a big yellow bus with bright pink polka dots, 4 - billion lumen power search lights on top, and have a 100 member brass band playing around it, and they would still hit your ride.