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GSS138 04-22-2014 10:44 AM
Of all the stereo-typical things...
 
A Short Poem for the Genetically Challenged Driver Species:

Author: GSS138


How?

If you told me that someone could do it, I would not believe it. So how?

How?

After I pulled up right behind you and unloaded the groceries from my car.
You were standing right there in the garage looking at it.

How?

How, after a mere hour and a half later, completely sober, you were going to Zumba class, it was still daylight how?

How WOMAN?

How do you forget my 370z is parked right g0d d@mn behind you and then back right up into it!!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?


FUUCKING HOW?

Chuck33079 04-22-2014 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by GSS138 (Post 2790575)
How?
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Originally Posted by GSS138 (Post 2790575)
WOMAN
You seemed to have answered your own question.

JARblue 04-22-2014 10:51 AM
:icon18:

:stirthepot:

Sorry for your troubles, OP :(

GSS138 04-22-2014 10:53 AM
Lookin right, turning right, who cares what's coming from the left. Unfortunately Chuck my poem is non-fiction. It's minor, but still....



how? It's not like I haven't parked exactly right there for the last 12 months or something.

Chuck33079 04-22-2014 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by GSS138 (Post 2790589)
Lookin right, turning right, who cares what's coming from the left. Unfortunately Chuck my poem is non-fiction. It's minor, but still....



how? It's not like I haven't parked exactly right there for the last 12 months or something.
Yeah, I feel your pain. I was parked behind a truck and they backed into me. The kicker was that they had pulled through the spot, so it was not necessary for the vehicle to be in reverse at all.:mad:

I'm thinking it was woman error as well.

horty24 04-22-2014 10:57 AM
LOL... they will never find the answer to this. It will happen again to someone else and always will. Sorry about your troubles though.

FPenvy 04-22-2014 11:07 AM
if it makes you feel better i had a terrible experience driving home from work yesterday. very nerve racking.

a asian...........woman............on her phone pulled in behind me in traffic.

tightest butthole ever. :shakes head:

ZedsDead 04-22-2014 11:08 AM
Terrible news, sorry man. Similar scenario happened to my dad's bimmer around this time last year.

Chuck33079 04-22-2014 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 2790596)
if it makes you feel better i had a terrible experience driving home from work yesterday. very nerve racking.

a asian...........woman............on her phone pulled in behind me in traffic.

tightest butthole ever. :shakes head:
You're rucky to be arive.

FPenvy 04-22-2014 11:10 AM
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You're rucky to be arive.
oh i know! it was terrible. i was worried i was going to hit soemone in front of me since i could barely take my eyes off my mirrors to be safe.

Tazicon 04-22-2014 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Chuck33079 (Post 2790590)
Yeah, I feel your pain. I was parked behind a truck and they backed into me. The kicker was that they had pulled through the spot, so it was not necessary for the vehicle to be in reverse at all.:mad:

I'm thinking it was woman error as well.

And people wonder why I park in BFE no matter what I am driving. I tell people its for the exercise................

Chuck33079 04-22-2014 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Tazicon (Post 2790636)
And people wonder why I park in BFE no matter what I am driving. I tell people its for the exercise................
My gf always mocked me for parking in a different zip code from my destination. Until she bought a new car. Now she parks out in BFE as well. :rofl2:

GSS138 04-22-2014 11:42 AM
My GF is the one in the Explorer who will let her door swing into your car if you don't park in BFE.

Or in my case, is the one that will run into your car with the same Explorer if you are parked in your own damn driveway.

Chuck33079 04-22-2014 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by GSS138 (Post 2790641)
Or in my case, is the one that will run into your car with the same Explorer if you are parked in your own damn driveway.
Oooof. That's rough. I wouldn't condone an open-handed slap, but I'd understand.

FPenvy 04-22-2014 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by GSS138 (Post 2790641)
My GF is the one in the Explorer who will let her door swing into your car if you don't park in BFE.

Or in my case, is the one that will run into your car with the same Explorer if you are parked in your own damn driveway.
she must be smoking hot or give great bj's if you're still with her after this lol


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