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Why doesn't my V-6 have as much power as a V-8? Stupid Nissan Engineers!

I bought a 370Z but really think the BRZ / FRS / Genesis is a better car. Did I make the right choice? Stupid Nissan Engineers!

How to make my car slower?

How much horse power does a grounding kit give me?

Why can't we all just get along?

Should I lease or finance my Z?

What's the land-airspeed of a swallow?

What's faster: a 370Z or 3 370Zs?

Which dealer sells 370Zs?

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Originally Posted by GSS138 (Post 2642676)

What's the land-airspeed of a swallow?

Is it carrying a coconut? Is it an African or a European swallow? :icon18:

On a scale of Colonial Williamsburg to Chris Brown, how much do you hate the 5.0 'Stang?

I'll be nice and try to answer the questions

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2642535)

Is automatic or manual the better choice?

Neither. You need a DCT

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Originally Posted by waaaasabi (Post 2642536)

What's the fastest color?

Hot Pink

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 2642542)

Is there a web forum on the internets that is for the 370z?

Nope.

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2642545)

Is it OK to drive my 370Z with summer tires when it is 10 below zero?

No it is not. It has to be at least 15 below

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2642546)

Are dress wingtips a good choice for driving shoes?

You need some steel toe boots to handle the powah!

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Originally Posted by waaaasabi (Post 2642547)

What does the soft caress of a woman feel like?

Like a newborn baby's butt.

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Originally Posted by waaaasabi (Post 2642553)

I have 5 bucks and am horrible with DIY; what mods should I do? Body kit or TT?

Quad tip exhaust mod

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2642557)

I accidentally filled my tank with diesel. Is that bad?

No. Now you got so much torque, the chassis twists off the line.

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 2642562)

I just bought a 370z. How can I tell if it's a base, sport touring,or Nismo?

If you get beat by a Prius or not.

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2642563)

HELP!!! My window won't roll all the way up.

roll the other side down to match.

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 2642564)

Should I trust a fart after eating spicy Mexican?

Depends what spice was used.

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2642565)

GaleForce is not his real name, right?

Nobody knows it but me.

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Originally Posted by waaaasabi (Post 2642566)

When is the new Z coming out??

3015

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2642569)

CosmoGirl -- male or female?

Neither.

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Originally Posted by tWeEzY (Post 2642572)

Is there a diy to add rear seats?

- Sent from eO's brain

Yes, pull on the car until this happens:

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 2642575)

Is it safe to drive with VDC off?

no.

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 2642577)

What is VDC?

very decent climate

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Originally Posted by DelawareTerp (Post 2642588)

Should my younger brother buy a 370?

no he needs a GTR

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Originally Posted by waaaasabi (Post 2642597)

I have mild arthritis, a major fear of small spaces, a strong dislike for speed, and have never driven a car before and I think I'll hate driving. Should I get a 370Z or a F-350?

You need to wake up in a new Bugatti

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Originally Posted by 10MPlayer (Post 2642614)

Will running 500whp TT forced induction shorten the life of my engine? And if I blow the engine should I sue Nissan?

No. You should sue yourself.

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Originally Posted by waaaasabi (Post 2642625)

I like cars with numbers and letters in their names: should I get an A4, a 328XI, an CLA250, an IS350, a FT-86, a SRT8, a Z06, a GT40, a F40, a LP640, a MC12, a DMC-12, or a 370Z?

you need a a 3000GT VR-4

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2642631)

Will the 370Z become a classic?

Yes, but only when the 2014 Corolla does first.

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2642632)

Is it a Porsche or is it a Nissan?

More than you can afford pal, Ferrari.

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Originally Posted by LostSol (Post 2642636)

Im 17 and my daddy bought me a Z and is twin turboing it for me, could anything go wrong??

You need to bi-turbo that ish and all is well.

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Originally Posted by PaulZ370 (Post 2642641)

What's the best exhaust to buy?

Retro fit a Versa exhaust.

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Originally Posted by PaulZ370 (Post 2642644)

If I let my fuel tank empty out to to the last dot and turn right really fast, will the Z go into fuel starvation? Why doesn't Nissan do something about that....!? Stupid Nissan Engineers!

No it will not. You will starve yourself.

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Originally Posted by PaulZ370 (Post 2642647)

Why doesn't my V-6 have as much power as a V-8? Stupid Nissan Engineers!

Because race-car.

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Originally Posted by PaulZ370 (Post 2642649)

I bought a 370Z but really think the BRZ / FRS / Genesis is a better car. Did I make the right choice? Stupid Nissan Engineers!

If you think those are better cars, then yes. You made the right choice.

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Originally Posted by G37sHKS (Post 2642650)

How to make my car slower?

Add fat chick in passenger seat.

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 2642652)

How much horse power does a grounding kit give me?

15.1827921839hp and 9.3332525252 tq

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Originally Posted by SouthArk370Z (Post 2642673)

Why can't we all just get along?

Because, just because...

Only scanned through the first page... You bastards...

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