How to convince the wife/significant other that you NEED a 370z
 

Ok, if I were single, then the decision to buy this beautiful machine would be a heck of alot easier. But I'm not, so I've had to come up with a few reasons that justify buying a 2 door, 2 seater over a... SUV. She's not fully convinced, but I think I'm doing pretty good. Here's what I've got so far:

1. I'll let you sit on the hood, and take pics of you. You can post that on your Facebook and it'll REALLY make your friends jealous.

2. My old car is about to die, so I'll need a new car to go to work. What - YOU wanna get up at 6am and take me to work?? Didnt think so.

3. We don't need 5 seats, our kid can ride up front with me, I'll just tint the windows and drive really slow.

4. It'll give me something to do while your watching soap operas, so I wont bother you.

5. Because its a really small car - the insurance will be alot cheaper, and the cops radar gun won't pick it up (Bullsh!t)

6. We NEED 330+ HP because, other people can't drive and if I don't have the power to merge quickly or change lanes quickly, I'll crash. And die. Then what will you do??

7. I've wanted a Z since I was 2 years old. And I've been working so hard since then (shed a tear) I think its time I rewarded myself. (more bs)


I think I'll need a bit more. What have you guys tried???

That is my motto! And, my wife KNOWS it...

^^ damn, if she knows it already.......that sucks



just distract her with a necklace or something

The problem for me is that me and my wife currently both have 2 door coupes. We want something bigger but i want a 370z lol. My plan is to convince her to get rid of her car and get a Cross over type vehicle (vw Tiguan perhaps). That way, we'll have one big car and i can get away with a 2 seater. It's just me and her anyways so why do we need the extra space?

^^ for the babies....duh....

YOU shut your dirty whore mouth :gtfo2:

lol.no kids. Hopefully not for a long time

^^ just tell her it's the most economical car that has power.....tell her you dont need extra seats or a big trunk, that's just extra space for nothing

That's work except 1) She could care less about cars and doesn't think they need to be fast or look nice.
and 2) I already have a small economical car with lots of power lol.
I'm going to stick to the asking forgivness instead of permission idea i think. I've used it before and it worked then lol

^^Hahaha... Put the foot down... until she tells you to pick it up!! My fiance is the same way...

true that, stick to the original plan .....when you start altering it...it just goes bad

lol ok. I got some time. My lease still isn't up until next year.
Is there anyway to get out of a lease when your near the end of its term?

^^ I would not lease swap it b/c i heard that your name is still on the car...so if the new owner doesnt pay up....they come after you....you are reliable

Me, "Wow, that 370Z is a pretty sweet car! I want it!"
My wife, "Go for it!"

Done :tup:

LOL! That does not work on my wifey. She is pretty simple. I told her I would get her Lasik; that should do it....

If not, I will tell her I will take the family on some cool trip and that will do it for sure!!

In the end, she knows what's up.

best case scenario !!! for Maynard

Dude you got it made. You BETTER get her a damn good christmas gift!

What is your present car,make/model/year?

2004 vw jetta, 2004 nissan maxima.

Keep one or both. You've got a car for the family, plus room for shopping,hauling stuff around!
If you can afford it go get the Z!

I bought her 350Z so she is ok if I am getting 370Z.

You could buy her a diamond ring packaged in a Diecast 370Z.

Uxoriousness in today's marriages is exactly why I'm not married. Well that and the high divorce rates and female centric divorce laws. The gf has no say in how I spend my money so that's a non issue. Sorry OP and the other married guys, but thanks for the LOLZ. Hope your schemes work out and the wives don't get mad and withhold sex from you guys.

boys boys boys. Keep that pimp hand strong. god gave you a set of balls so you could be the man. Say "look women come here for a minute and stop cleaning the oven. See this car i'm getting it. NOw i need beer get me one" see simple.





















ps: ha if i did that my wife would have me by the nuts and no sex for like a yaer lol

^^^ she would soo beat you up for that........


I could just imagine shumby saying "Women, do this............." and that's how far he'll get

yup so true true

Just say ur dying cause of a disease and it is ur wishes to have a 370z........













like that will work......eh...........LOL

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned

Give her two documents.
1. A sales contract for the 370
2. Divorce paperwork

Then tell her you're going to sign one of them, and she can pick which one. :icon17:

Just kidding, I really wouldn't recommend that approach ... but you would be my hero if you did.:tiphat:

man the devorice would cost you more than the Z

Call Her one day and tell her you just bought it.
Wait for the reaction

If she loses it tell her you were kidding. But at least it opens the door to discussion.

If she says sweet I can't wait to see it, then go buy it.

Like the old saying goes, divorces are so expensive because they're worth it!

Conclusion: Don't get married.

well, if she says no to the Z then she's not marriage worthy
































LOL, jks....

lol... alot of guys here seem like they would trade their wife in for a 370z... i gotta say thats a pretty tempting idea... the car definately cost less to maintain. and in a few years when youre ready for something else, trade it in for a newer younger model. cant do that with a wife...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :rofl2:

Is your money, is your credit, its your final and financial decision and it is for both on you and only both of you.
My wife love my, well, our 350z anyway, so I didn't have that problem at all.

That's the advice I give to anyone under 30. Me, I learned the hard way what happens when one breaks that rule!

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