What your wife or GF says when you drive?

Rangerz · 10-12-2014, 07:17 PM

Funny comment today from my wife who rarely rides along in the Z. I have a right hand 180 deg turn that is an on ramp near my house. After a leisurely drive through the mountains today I decided to take her on the on ramp.

So I take the right hand entrance, up shift to third and get rolling around this thing about 45 50 mph. Towards the end on the turn I start to accelerate harder and she yells at me "STOP!! ITS ON TWO WHEELS" I said what? "It was going on two wheels, don't do that anymore.

DEpointfive0 · 10-12-2014, 07:23 PM

...Is your wife.........blonde?

Zoren 370 · 10-12-2014, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

...Is your wife.........blonde?

I'll buy that for a dollar!!'

Tadpole · 10-12-2014, 07:33 PM

My wife always reminds me of the speed limits and famous saying is "Do you know how fast you are going?"

Fishey · 10-12-2014, 07:37 PM

My Wife generally just asks about how I position my foot during heal toe downshifts. Then we laugh about how we do it completely differently because she only has a size 6 shoe. She also comments about how the throttle plate closes shut and makes the car "jerky" vs her electronic throttle that is much smoother between on and off throttle. I also annoy her with my BOV because she wants on her car (which is a turbo/manual) to get peoples attention from time to time to give them the finger for driving to slow.

Yea, she is pretty perfect.
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SPOHN · 10-12-2014, 07:50 PM

She says go faster around the curves.

ZeeBabar · 10-12-2014, 09:23 PM

My wife hates getting in or out of the car, claims just the difficulty in that would be enough to not get one!!! My GF thinks its cool!!!

Zoren 370 · 10-12-2014, 09:35 PM

My wife would say "I bet you always have a great time every time you ride her"

Then in my mind aren't all mistresses supposed to feel that great!?? Then I just give her a smuck of a smile. Lol

P's_Z · 10-13-2014, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeeBabar

My wife hates getting in or out of the car, claims just the difficulty in that would be enough to not get one!!! My GF thinks its cool!!!

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MX52Z · 10-12-2014, 09:37 PM

My wife yells at me to slow down but my girlfriend not so much.

brucelidat · 10-12-2014, 10:59 PM

My wife always says "Don't get a ticket..."

Bauran · 10-17-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by brucelidat

My wife always says "Don't get a ticket..."

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Originally Posted by Tadpole

"Do you know how fast you are going?"

This

Now when she drives by herself she always has some story about how some "dumb f*ck", her words, tried to race her in something that clearly had no idea how fast my car is.

She did lean over me to yell out the window of my car one day the other week and ask a kid in a FRS if he knew a 08 Civic Si was faster than his car because he kept looking over and revving next at me.

He rolled his passenger side window up.

Or if she's on the phone she'll see I'm about to do something she needs to hold on for and will say to the caller "hold on he's about to do some nascar superman sh*t, got to put cell down" which I know is not remotely related to the car...but she's southern.

mab864 · 10-18-2014, 10:18 AM

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Now when she drives by herself she always has some story about how some "dumb f*ck", her words, tried to race her in something that clearly had no idea how fast my car is.

She did lean over me to yell out the window of my car one day the other week and ask a kid in a FRS if he knew a 08 Civic Si was faster than his car because he kept looking over and revving next at me.

He rolled his passenger side window up.

Or if she's on the phone she'll see I'm about to do something she needs to hold on for and will say to the caller "hold on he's about to do some nascar superman sh*t, got to put cell down" which I know is not remotely related to the car...but she's southern.

That's funny. Your wife sounds like a keeper!

Mt Tam I am · 10-18-2014, 10:53 AM

I forgot to mention, my gal is a very aggressive driver and is first on the horn. I am not wild about drop of the hat horn driving at all.

Spooler · 10-18-2014, 11:43 AM

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I forgot to mention, my gal is a very aggressive driver and is first on the horn. I am not wild about drop of the hat horn driving at all.

LOL, man I hate folks that drive like that. If I get a nutjob around me doing all of that, I usually just ignore them, don't get over or move out of the way until I know where the law sites every day. It's nice to see them get tickets...LOL

10-12-2014, 07:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rangerz Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Northern Utah Age: 59 Posts: 476 Drives: 2012 370 Nismo Rep Power: 12	What your Wife,GF or Husband says when you drive? Funny comment today from my wife who rarely rides along in the Z. I have a right hand 180 deg turn that is an on ramp near my house. After a leisurely drive through the mountains today I decided to take her on the on ramp. So I take the right hand entrance, up shift to third and get rolling around this thing about 45 50 mph. Towards the end on the turn I start to accelerate harder and she yells at me "STOP!! ITS ON TWO WHEELS" I said what? "It was going on two wheels, don't do that anymore. Bking, jlo370z, blackcherry20 and 7 others like this. __________________ Stillen Gen III/ NST/ Fast Intentions Non-Res HFC & 12" Resonated CF TDX/ Setreb series 9 OC/ SPL upper control arms/ Whiteline front & rear swaybars/ Uprev tuned by Seb@specialtyZ/ 319HP 262TQ/ Z1 PS Cooler/ Z1 SS Premium break lines/ CJM Road Race pump/Carbotech F:XP10 R:XP8 Nismo OC DIY Last edited by Rangerz; 10-16-2014 at 04:59 PM.

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Tadpole A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Lockhart, TX Posts: 1,082 Drives: 13 Nissan 370Z A7 Rep Power: 18	My wife always reminds me of the speed limits and famous saying is "Do you know how fast you are going?" gbrettin, kidkotic2001, jpkirk and 1 others like this. __________________ Takeda TR3009P Short Ram Intakes, Custom Dual Exhaust, X-Piped with 18" Resonators & TopSpeed Axle Backs. EVO-R Led Third Foglight,

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Fishey Base Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Lebanon Posts: 159 Drives: Volvo T5-R Rep Power: 13	My Wife generally just asks about how I position my foot during heal toe downshifts. Then we laugh about how we do it completely differently because she only has a size 6 shoe. She also comments about how the throttle plate closes shut and makes the car "jerky" vs her electronic throttle that is much smoother between on and off throttle. I also annoy her with my BOV because she wants on her car (which is a turbo/manual) to get peoples attention from time to time to give them the finger for driving to slow. Yea, she is pretty perfect. https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...dea7e60da91d22 jpkirk, Ghostvette and White07z like this. Last edited by Fishey; 10-12-2014 at 07:52 PM.

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SPOHN A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Covington, GA Age: 46 Posts: 14,844 Drives: Waiting on next Z Rep Power: 222	She says go faster around the curves. gbrettin, SS_Firehawk, DEpointfive0 and 2 others like this. __________________

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ZeeBabar Banned Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Missouri Posts: 423 Drives: 2006 350z Rep Power: 0	My wife hates getting in or out of the car, claims just the difficulty in that would be enough to not get one!!! My GF thinks its cool!!! kidkotic2001, Zoren 370, mfeinst and 12 others like this.

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Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913654	My wife would say "I bet you always have a great time every time you ride her" Then in my mind aren't all mistresses supposed to feel that great!?? Then I just give her a smuck of a smile. Lol kidkotic2001, Tigger and DroneBot 3.7L like this.

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Mt Tam I am A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: California Posts: 10,709 Drives: 370Z T/S/N 6MT & XKE Rep Power: 3843	I forgot to mention, my gal is a very aggressive driver and is first on the horn. I am not wild about drop of the hat horn driving at all. __________________ "Does the carpet match the drapes? NO!!! I don't date bald women." Nissan Motorsports 34R Oil Cooler. Stillen CBE. Hotchkis Sport Sway Bars. KW Variant 3 Coilover System. Stillen Gen3 CAI. Michelin Pilot Super Sport. Stillen Brake Ducts. Carbotech™ XP10/XP8 Pads. Z1 Front Rotors. Z1 Stainless Brake Lines. Two degrees of camber

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