Why is your wife on my Z?

ZeroZeta · 10-19-2013, 08:20 PM

(The note I wrote to leave on a car if I could have found the right one)

"....Why is your wife on my Z?"

That was what I was beginning to shout out as I was running across the two parking lots back to my car.

You see - I park far away like most people that like their cars. I had stopped at a tire shop to see about shoes I need to get for my new rims.

A couple of adjacent lots over was a restaurant. I walked over to get some coffee to go, happy with the nice secluded parking space I had obtained.

As I am paying for my coffee I noticed the two of you walking up to my car. It looked like you might have been with another few couples. Now my "far parking" job has become a family event. - Just not my family or anyone else's that I know.

I didn't particularly like seeing people peering in my windows and walking around my new pride and joy. Hopefully you can see how that makes one uncomfortable.

Being a car person I understand wanting to see a new vehicle up close. But car dealerships can help with that - It's their job. Plus I hear this interwebs is a great way to see things you otherwise would not.

Really, what set me running was when I glanced over and your wife was posing on my car. Maybe my car will show up on Facebook and I can "Like" my own car in your photo.

I don't know what it was about my ride that moved you to an impromptu photo shoot reminiscent of a Seinfeld episode. You obviously don't own a Z or you wouldn't be going nuts over mine like it was a space Ferrari driven by Elvis.

You also didn't do anything I would expect a Z-owner to do, like focus attention on my 2013 front bumper because it doesn't have painted fangs but has LEDs.

While I should be flattered that you all found my stock-*** 2013 base sexy enough for your wife to rub on like she owned it, It kind of bothers me that neither of you has any respect for the vehicle or its owner.

I couldn't completely see what your wife was wearing (or not.) Only that it looked like she was all over my car. I didn't know if she had some zipper or buckle laden outfit scratching the hell out of my paint as she attempted to seduce the random 370z you happened across while out walking.

The other thing is that - I don't know who the hell you people are. But I would like to now. Because if it is ok to touch stuff you like that doesn't belong to you... I hope you invite me over for dinner so I can drag my sack across your beautiful kitchen. It would be my way of saying I like your granite counter tops. Then I can post it to Facebook and even though it is not mine to be proud of, pray that it makes me cool by proxy because I rubbed my balls on it.

FYI - Nissan lowered the pricing on the Z. Please get your own so you can do what you want to it and on it. Please stay off of mine.

Love - Zero.

Jimmy-D · 10-19-2013, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroZeta

I hope you invite me over for dinner so I can drag my sack across your beautiful kitchen. It would be my way of saying I like your granite counter tops. Then I can post it to Facebook and even though it is not mine to be proud of, pray that it makes me cool by proxy because I rubbed my balls on it.

CLASSIC!!!

Z-Girl 12 · 10-19-2013, 09:19 PM

Oh my goodness I am dying laughing over this post OP....hilarious.

VCuomo · 10-20-2013, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeroZeta

... I hope you invite me over for dinner so I can drag my sack across your beautiful wife. ... Then I can post it to Facebook and even though she is not mine to be proud of, pray that it makes me cool by proxy because I rubbed my balls on her. ...

There, fixed it for 'ya!

/Angelo350Z/ · 10-20-2013, 12:46 AM

Thanks for the laugh OP, great read

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Mt Tam I am · 10-20-2013, 10:29 AM

OP: Were they gone by the time you ran over?

NickTurnon · 10-20-2013, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

OP: Were they gone by the time you ran over?

For some reason I thought you said,

Were they gone by the time you ran [them] over?

Leadfoot · 10-21-2013, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VCuomo

There, fixed it for 'ya!

Dwight Frye · 10-21-2013, 06:50 PM

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

Elan · 12-23-2013, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwight Frye

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

If it was a genuine P-51, you're talking about maybe 150x the value of their car.

Firebase99 · 12-23-2013, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elan

If it was a genuine P-51, you're talking about maybe 150x the value of their car.

Genuine, honest to goodness P-51D? Unless it was Veyron...300X.

XwChriswX · 12-23-2013, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwight Frye

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

I would have just unleashed the 6x .50 cal's on their car.

...and quite possibly them as well.

luigi90210 · 12-24-2013, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwight Frye

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

LMFAO

i would pay to watch this

Masterbeatty · 10-20-2013, 10:28 AM

I hope she didn't didn't leave a snail trail. That can ruin paint too.

Jasonle · 10-20-2013, 11:26 AM

Lol!

10-19-2013, 08:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
ZeroZeta Track Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Austin TX Posts: 543 Drives: 2013 Z Rep Power: 13	Why is your wife on my Z? (The note I wrote to leave on a car if I could have found the right one) "....Why is your wife on my Z?" That was what I was beginning to shout out as I was running across the two parking lots back to my car. You see - I park far away like most people that like their cars. I had stopped at a tire shop to see about shoes I need to get for my new rims. A couple of adjacent lots over was a restaurant. I walked over to get some coffee to go, happy with the nice secluded parking space I had obtained. As I am paying for my coffee I noticed the two of you walking up to my car. It looked like you might have been with another few couples. Now my "far parking" job has become a family event. - Just not my family or anyone else's that I know. I didn't particularly like seeing people peering in my windows and walking around my new pride and joy. Hopefully you can see how that makes one uncomfortable. Being a car person I understand wanting to see a new vehicle up close. But car dealerships can help with that - It's their job. Plus I hear this interwebs is a great way to see things you otherwise would not. Really, what set me running was when I glanced over and your wife was posing on my car. Maybe my car will show up on Facebook and I can "Like" my own car in your photo. I don't know what it was about my ride that moved you to an impromptu photo shoot reminiscent of a Seinfeld episode. You obviously don't own a Z or you wouldn't be going nuts over mine like it was a space Ferrari driven by Elvis. You also didn't do anything I would expect a Z-owner to do, like focus attention on my 2013 front bumper because it doesn't have painted fangs but has LEDs. While I should be flattered that you all found my stock-*** 2013 base sexy enough for your wife to rub on like she owned it, It kind of bothers me that neither of you has any respect for the vehicle or its owner. I couldn't completely see what your wife was wearing (or not.) Only that it looked like she was all over my car. I didn't know if she had some zipper or buckle laden outfit scratching the hell out of my paint as she attempted to seduce the random 370z you happened across while out walking. The other thing is that - I don't know who the hell you people are. But I would like to now. Because if it is ok to touch stuff you like that doesn't belong to you... I hope you invite me over for dinner so I can drag my sack across your beautiful kitchen. It would be my way of saying I like your granite counter tops. Then I can post it to Facebook and even though it is not mine to be proud of, pray that it makes me cool by proxy because I rubbed my balls on it. FYI - Nissan lowered the pricing on the Z. Please get your own so you can do what you want to it and on it. Please stay off of mine. Love - Zero. DIGItonium, shadoquad, Mr&Mrs and 22 others like this.

10-19-2013, 09:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Z-Girl 12 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Florida Posts: 4,105 Drives: Spirited Rep Power: 11717	Oh my goodness I am dying laughing over this post OP....hilarious. __________________ 2012 Z-SOLD 2014 Nismo #565 Fast Intentions CBE/HFC/Swift/SPC/RJM/H&R-15/20mm/Z1 CAI/Headers/Intake Manifold w/Uprev Tune 328.31whp/263.64tq

10-20-2013, 12:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
/Angelo350Z/ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Germany Posts: 2,230 Drives: Z34 \| MK7 \| F82 Rep Power: 3661	Thanks for the laugh OP, great read . __________________ 2013 MB NISSAN 370Z SPORT

10-20-2013, 10:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
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10-21-2013, 06:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dwight Frye Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Occupied California Posts: 423 Drives: '09 Tour/Sport/6MT Rep Power: 16	I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car. XwChriswX, Leadfoot and luigi90210 like this.

10-20-2013, 10:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122868	I hope she didn't didn't leave a snail trail. That can ruin paint too. TerribleONE and Leadfoot like this. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

10-20-2013, 11:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jasonle A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis Posts: 3,509 Drives: 09 370z Rep Power: 26	Lol! __________________ 2009 Nissan 370z/2003 Honda Soccer Van Shineauto Amuse Body Kit/UAM Fenders/Bc Br Coilovers/Topspeed Exhaust/Racing Hart Wheels and More My Sexy Beast

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