You know you own a 370Z when....

Justice97 · 10-28-2013, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

108. You know you drive a Z when you realize you can't have sex in it...

Being a previous Z owner in my teens, I found it was uncomfortable but also possible to have sex in the 280ZX. Now I haven't had sex per say in the 370, but I have been "taken care of."

onzedge · 10-28-2013, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Justice97

Being a previous Z owner in my teens, I found it was uncomfortable but also possible to have sex in the 280ZX. Now I haven't had sex per say in the 370, but I have been "taken care of."

Self-love is better than nothing.

blackcherry20 · 10-28-2013, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Self-love is better than nothing.

we are digressing guys!! there is a thread for SEX IN YOUR 370 or somethign similar.

back on topic:

110.when walking back to your office from a meeting you take the long away through the parking lot, even in 30 degree weather, so you can scout a better parking spot for your baby.

alcheng · 10-28-2013, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Wrong!

You want this old man to give you lessons?

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Originally Posted by Zbrah

1 Let me google that for you
2 Let me google that for you

thanks for the guide... I was going to start a new thread on that...

kenchan · 10-28-2013, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Self-love is better than nothing.

Rusty · 10-28-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Self-love is better than nothing.

Self-inflicted sex. Owner-operated.

alcheng · 10-28-2013, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Self-inflicted sex. Owner-operated.

cost effective too...

Justice97 · 10-28-2013, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Self-love is better than nothing.

Was not self love, but I do agree.

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Self-inflicted sex. Owner-operated.

indirectly self-inflicted, but not owner operated

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Originally Posted by alcheng

cost effective too...

Yep

Mt Tam I am · 10-28-2013, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

cost effective too...

Depends. Do you consider yourself dating? With all the cost of mods, Dinner out at ARCO, etc, Then is it still cost effective?

alcheng · 10-28-2013, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

Depends. Do you consider yourself dating? With all the cost of mods, Dinner out at ARCO, etc, Then is it still cost effective?

without the yappy yappy from gf/wife....

yup......

nmjaxx9 · 11-04-2013, 10:13 PM

When u drive other cars and then drive the Z and feel the power under ur foot.

blackcherry20 · 11-05-2013, 06:34 AM

112. when you see a police officer of any type you automatically speed check...LOL

onzedge · 11-05-2013, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

112. when you see a police officer of any type you automatically speed check...LOL

ElVee · 11-07-2013, 12:08 PM

113. ...in the 7AT you can move the gear shifter and still not trigger a manual mode gear change. (You have to make sure it goes far enough to trigger the switch; any other car I've driven makes it pretty much impossible to do this.)

Justice97 · 11-20-2013, 11:29 PM

114. When at a red light the car pulling up next to you stops before he is even with you, for fear that you will catch him drooling over your Z.

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Justice97 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: San Antonio Posts: 387 Drives: 11 370Z MB M6 Rep Power: 16	114. When at a red light the car pulling up next to you stops before he is even with you, for fear that you will catch him drooling over your Z. 2xtreme1 and 6MT-Z34 like this.

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ElVee Track Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Iowa Posts: 750 Drives: 13 370z 7at t+s grey Rep Power: 16	113. ...in the 7AT you can move the gear shifter and still not trigger a manual mode gear change. (You have to make sure it goes far enough to trigger the switch; any other car I've driven makes it pretty much impossible to do this.)