You know you own a 370Z when....

alcheng · 10-13-2013, 11:34 PM

44. you believe that slogan "Ultimate Driving Machine" should belong to Nissan

Minato · 10-13-2013, 11:37 PM

45. you get aroused when you see

TreeSemdyZee · 10-14-2013, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TNTi

37. When you keep trying to mash the clutch in your AT daily driver

Sad but true:

38. When your grandmother with demential tells you everytime you see her how much she loves your "new" car.

I had my 86 yo father with Alzheimer's with me a lot last year and everytime we went somewhere, he'd ask me if the car was a 5 speed.

Infidel · 10-14-2013, 01:19 AM

46. When you have enough time to eat a whole sandwich between 2nd and 3rd gear. Please GTM....deliver my MHI kit !!!

Nismodean · 10-14-2013, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jaybulls

40. when you flash your headlights at on coming zeds, honk at those you pass, usually to no response, sadly; butt, proudly, i salute my fellow Z-BRAHS (?)...

Those are the yuppies and posers bro, they're just not in the know. I even revved and waved at a 40th sitting next to me at a stop light (windows down); dude was "face forward" the whole time.

ElVee · 10-14-2013, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SS_Firehawk

When you get in another car other than your Z and reach for the push start or door button

You get excited seeing random Z's around town

I constantly flick the power window switch in my other car and do a double-take when the window only opens a sliver.

janglez · 10-14-2013, 12:22 PM

lost track of the number...

-when everyone you pass just about gives themselves whiplash looking your way
-when people get on it just to pass you on the highway so they can take a look
-when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z

kazman · 10-14-2013, 12:33 PM

Lol^

Zbrah · 10-14-2013, 01:30 PM

when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z

JungleZ · 10-14-2013, 01:37 PM

When you get 11-14 mpg driving in the city , worse gas mileage than a v8

When you shift to 120 mph with no thrill because the engine is so rough coarse linear

When your shifter is so sloppy and loud and clunky you're embarrassed to let a stick shift pro drive the car.

When your paint is so crappy and cheap it has 10 chips within 5,000 miles of city driving and mostly In a parking structure.

When your stock speaker is blown the night home from the dealer

When your stock frontier has a louder exhaust

I have tons more on the list

Haboob · 10-14-2013, 01:50 PM

I see JungleTwat posted. It's probably something along the lines of bitching about the Z.

So this is my contribution:

#40-something: When you have a forum member that leases their Z and then bitches about it for several hundred posts, then claims they won't post here anymore, yet continues to do so even after a couple of bans.

enkei2k · 10-14-2013, 01:53 PM

#42? - You spend more time on the370z.com forum than anywhere else

Chuck33079 · 10-14-2013, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I see JungleTwat posted. It's probably something along the lines of bitching about the Z.

So this is my contribution:

#40-something: When you have a forum member that leases their Z and then bitches about it for several hundred posts, then claims they won't post here anymore, yet continues to do so even after a couple of bans.

I just feel bad for his Z (and anyone who is unlucky enough to actually know him in real life, but I digress). You know it's gotta suck getting blamed for user error.

kenchan · 10-14-2013, 04:04 PM

47. when you can swap MT cars and drive all of them smooth.

KeVoH · 10-14-2013, 04:14 PM

48. When you Smile while listening the Z growl through a tunnel.

10-13-2013, 11:34 PM	#61 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,894 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418353	44. you believe that slogan "Ultimate Driving Machine" should belong to Nissan 2xtreme1, 10MPlayer and 370zBoyz like this.

10-13-2013, 11:37 PM	#62 (permalink)
Minato Base Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Ft Collins Posts: 107 Drives: 11 370Z M6 Sports Rep Power: 0	45. you get aroused when you see VABAM, Nismodean, Leadfoot and 9 others like this.

10-14-2013, 12:22 PM	#67 (permalink)
janglez Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: 44130 Posts: 330 Drives: 2017 Infiniti Q60 Rep Power: 15	lost track of the number... -when everyone you pass just about gives themselves whiplash looking your way -when people get on it just to pass you on the highway so they can take a look -when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z karotZ, jpkirk, P's_Z and 5 others like this. __________________ *>>> 2017 INFINITI Q60 3.0 TWIN TURBO V6 AWD PREMIUM*

10-14-2013, 01:30 PM	#69 (permalink)
Zbrah A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2013 Location: The370Z.com Posts: 4,956 Drives: 370Z Rep Power: 5452	when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z 2xtreme1, jpkirk, jaybulls and 3 others like this.

10-14-2013, 01:50 PM	#71 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1387	I see JungleTwat posted. It's probably something along the lines of bitching about the Z. So this is my contribution: #40-something: When you have a forum member that leases their Z and then bitches about it for several hundred posts, then claims they won't post here anymore, yet continues to do so even after a couple of bans. Leadfoot, Felix 808, Chuck33079 and 4 others like this.

10-14-2013, 01:19 AM	#64 (permalink)
Infidel Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Central Florida Posts: 457 Drives: 2013 GM 6MT Rep Power: 14	46. When you have enough time to eat a whole sandwich between 2nd and 3rd gear. Please GTM....deliver my MHI kit !!!

10-14-2013, 12:33 PM	#68 (permalink)
kazman Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: AR Posts: 347 Drives: 12' 370z, 06 Eclipse Rep Power: 14	Lol^

10-14-2013, 01:37 PM	#70 (permalink)
JungleZ Banned Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: orange county,ca Posts: 652 Drives: leased base z... Rep Power: 0	When you get 11-14 mpg driving in the city , worse gas mileage than a v8 When you shift to 120 mph with no thrill because the engine is so rough coarse linear When your shifter is so sloppy and loud and clunky you're embarrassed to let a stick shift pro drive the car. When your paint is so crappy and cheap it has 10 chips within 5,000 miles of city driving and mostly In a parking structure. When your stock speaker is blown the night home from the dealer When your stock frontier has a louder exhaust I have tons more on the list

10-14-2013, 01:53 PM	#72 (permalink)
enkei2k A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NYC Posts: 6,365 Drives: '12 G41 B/S M6 Rep Power: 3716	#42? - You spend more time on the370z.com forum than anywhere else jpkirk, Haboob, Stright_Drop and 4 others like this. __________________ ...need boost...

10-14-2013, 04:04 PM	#74 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	47. when you can swap MT cars and drive all of them smooth. onzedge, jpkirk, Stright_Drop and 3 others like this.

10-14-2013, 04:14 PM	#75 (permalink)
KeVoH Base Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 239 Drives: 11 Nissan 370Z SP M6 Rep Power: 13	48. When you Smile while listening the Z growl through a tunnel. VABAM, karotZ, Leadfoot and 5 others like this.