44. you believe that slogan "Ultimate Driving Machine" should belong to Nissan

45. you get aroused when you see http://www.exchange3d.com/images/upl...Road_Ahead.jpg

I had my 86 yo father with Alzheimer's with me a lot last year and everytime we went somewhere, he'd ask me if the car was a 5 speed.

46. When you have enough time to eat a whole sandwich between 2nd and 3rd gear. Please GTM....deliver my MHI kit !!!

Those are the yuppies and posers bro, they're just not in the know. I even revved and waved at a 40th sitting next to me at a stop light (windows down); dude was "face forward" the whole time. :shakes head:

I constantly flick the power window switch in my other car and do a double-take when the window only opens a sliver.

lost track of the number...

-when everyone you pass just about gives themselves whiplash looking your way
-when people get on it just to pass you on the highway so they can take a look
-when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z

Lol^

when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z

:iagree:

When you get 11-14 mpg driving in the city , worse gas mileage than a v8

When you shift to 120 mph with no thrill because the engine is so rough coarse linear

When your shifter is so sloppy and loud and clunky you're embarrassed to let a stick shift pro drive the car.

When your paint is so crappy and cheap it has 10 chips within 5,000 miles of city driving and mostly In a parking structure.

When your stock speaker is blown the night home from the dealer

When your stock frontier has a louder exhaust

I have tons more on the list

I see JungleTwat posted. It's probably something along the lines of bitching about the Z.

So this is my contribution:

#40-something: When you have a forum member that leases their Z and then bitches about it for several hundred posts, then claims they won't post here anymore, yet continues to do so even after a couple of bans.

#42? - You spend more time on the370z.com forum than anywhere else

I just feel bad for his Z (and anyone who is unlucky enough to actually know him in real life, but I digress). You know it's gotta suck getting blamed for user error.

47. when you can swap MT cars and drive all of them smooth. :D

48. When you Smile while listening the Z growl through a tunnel.