Originally Posted by BanningZ It is a Z related question. Yes move this to the lounge.... How about CakeFarts in the Z! LMFAO
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08-17-2009, 10:16 PM | #76 (permalink) |
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Yes move this to the lounge.... How about CakeFarts in the Z! LMFAO
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08-17-2009, 11:51 PM | #78 (permalink) |
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Only morons interested in sex and how to pull it off in the Z. Of course most non-moronic people could figure that out from the title. Welcome to the thread!
Oh btw presume = assume and we all know what happens when you assume ;P
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08-18-2009, 10:03 AM | #79 (permalink) |
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I started this post because I had an amazing Happy Hour experience that included a happy ending in my 370Z.
It all happened last Friday. Kicking off the weekend at Happy Hour in HulaHanks of Stamford, my wingman and I struck up a conversation with two hotties at the bar. After enjoying several happy hour $5 fishbowls, the four of us decided to do a bar crawl. Using the excuse of having only room for two in my car, we did the obvious and paired up. During the 3-4 minute walk to my car (parking sucks in Stamford), I could sense the sexually attraction. (Please note; in Connecticut’s Fairfield County, the 370Z is like owning a Toyota Corolla S). I started the engine, in the next instant my lips were on hers. Fiery kisses warmed her to the core of her being. Her hand slid downward. Minutes later, I was feeling like Bill Clinton (he believed the agreed-upon definition of sexual relations excluded his receiving oral sex). Now I know what you’re thinking (getting stains on the seat), but that didn’t occur. This brought back great memories from an ex girlfriend that used to say, “If you’re not going all the way, then why go at all”. |
08-18-2009, 11:37 AM | #81 (permalink) |
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Last time I tried sex in a car was on my mini, and it ended up with two broken front seats. they went back all the way and never came back up.
I don't think I would make it in the Z. But I do want to try the hatch idea... seems like the perfect space for enough positions.
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08-18-2009, 02:51 PM | #82 (permalink) | |
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08-20-2009, 09:56 PM | #84 (permalink) |
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I lost count, seriously maybe like 15-20 times already. I love it.
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08-20-2009, 10:00 PM | #85 (permalink) |
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I get road head every morning on my way to school. I have really dark tint, it's amazing.
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08-21-2009, 03:08 AM | #86 (permalink) |
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Intercourse would be really hard to do in the 370. It would take some interesting ideas, but as for oral sex, that shouldn't be a problem
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06-16-2013, 04:03 AM | #89 (permalink) |
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I've given it a thought to try to do the dirty Carma Sutra. Figured it'd be a pretty fun go and I convinced my dear fair lady to experiment whether this is possible or not. So we start off with some light kissing, joking around, fumbling our hands in each others' pants with the awkward center console directly in the middle of us. At this point, my hip is on the center console and it's nearly impossible to get her to stand up so I can get under her.
In my head, I thought this was easier said than done. I was going to sit on the passenger seat with my stick on top gear while she does a reverse cowboy on top of me. I figured the seat is low enough to give her head clearance above her. She's bending her head sideways and our legs are pretty much trapped inside the passenger side's little space. I pull her pants down and she does the same for me, and we awkwardly fumble about trying to get Tab A into Slot B. I didn't take into account that the seat sort of dips in, so I'm sitting there a little bit bent forward, so my helmeted friend down there has retreated inwards towards my body. It's all downhill from here as the small cabin's air starts smelling of the musky aroma of her fanny. We just had to stop about 5 minutes in, went into her room, and finished the deed. Unless you're going to have sex with a midget, it's ain't gon' happens. Last edited by EndyKwon; 06-16-2013 at 04:05 AM. |
06-16-2013, 10:27 PM | #90 (permalink) | |
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OMG.. That is one of the most funniest things i have heard on this forum... I was thinking of this, take your spare tire out and put it on the ground laying in front of the rear fog light. Then close trunk and pick her up on the rear hatch, let her lie on the glass using her back and open legs for the missionary. Step up on the spare and do the nasty. If by any chance you cannot reach the designated hole remove your rear or front tire depending on the height that u require and instal spare. Do Not Leave it on the jack due to excess rocking it might slip and damage your vehicle, and use the wheel that you took off. Also theres another position if u wanna do a threesome with the Z you may get off the wheel and get on ur knees use left or right exhaust, shift ur partner slightly in place and muff dive in her pooch, move waist in n out and head up n down might need exercise first, but in the end no one is left out lmao. Works for me, ohh almost forgot location, location, location.
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