2013 7 auto vs Dodge ram ..Hemi engine? Bro-inlaw says he can take the Z..

Originally Posted by XiP

Imagine if we all drove airplanes instead of cars, it'd be a nightmare in the skies lol

Originally Posted by ZBro16

This reminds me of a story from fairly recently as I was traveling through the great state of ALLEERRBAMMMEERR (College Football capital of the world. Roll Tide and War Cam.)

I was driving one of my many performance cars in my possession. I have so many small performance cars. Some people from the south tend to think I cannot handle a large vehicle since I have so many small "zippy" cars. "Cute little toys" they were.

On this particular day, I needed gas. I stopped at this hybrid gas station/truck stop. On one side, you could gas up normal vehicles, and on the other side, you could fuel your vehicle of choice for a work truck that may or may not be used in the Mexican cartels.

I opted to prepay and go inside. There aren't very many people at this truckstop, so the two guys inside with beards, mesh-backed hats, and sleeveless flannel shirts were pointing to my Z and chuckling (the redneck chuckle that could sometimes be mistaken for a small child hyperventilating on the playground after a rough game of tag). The one that looked like he was a love child between a dude on Duck Dynasty and Larry the Cable Guy approached me first.

"I HAVE TRUCK. YOU HAVE TINY CAR. I WANT TO GO FAST. YOU WANT TO GO FAST BUT NOT FAST AS TRUCK. TINY MAN."

Thankfully, my primary occupation is that of a translator for a major consultant firm, and I specialize in 17 different languages. To my advantage, one of those languages is "retarded *** redneck". I interpreted his infantile sentence formulation as a sort of challenge to my Z with whatever truck he was driving. I quickly scrambled for a rebuttal which would satisfy his truck-driver-complex but also avoid completely eluding the peak of this man's mental capacities.

"NOPE," I replied. "YOU WIN."

Upon his realization that I could perhaps predict the future, and the future appeared to favor his wildest aspirations, he was completely stunned and speechless. I handed him a piece of beef jerky, got my gasoline, and moved on with my life.

Originally Posted by zeeder

The term derives from farmers and other outdoor workers (in the south typically) in the summer getting a lot of sun on the back of their necks turning them red. Redneck is synonymous with country, hick, back woods, etc.

Originally Posted by fairlady_z34

does that mean im a yellow neck then??? im asian who farms in the desert here in socal...

Originally Posted by zeeder

The term derives from farmers and other outdoor workers (in the south typically) in the summer getting a lot of sun on the back of their necks turning them red. Redneck is synonymous with country, hick, back woods, etc.

Originally Posted by Coon-azz

All in all, this comes down to Accountability. When a driver makes the decision to ignore their responsibilities it makes us want to REMIND them of it. For me, a nice discourse with a .45 barrell through their front teeth usually makes a great point, however, they usually cry and piss on themselves...but hey, I'm not recommending it...Just saying its an option....(in some countries)

Originally Posted by mhcoss

Look out we got a big man that likes to point guns at people.