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1. Plunk fat *** in seat 2. Wince in pain 3. Adjust balls

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Old 09-11-2013, 12:39 AM   #91 (permalink)
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1. Plunk fat *** in seat
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Old 09-11-2013, 07:04 AM   #93 (permalink)
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1. Phone video recording
2. Push the start button/pray to Christ the car starts
3. Pop hood, get out of car, record engine running on 4 cylinders
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1) Clutch-in and press the Start button
2) Called the roadside service
3) replace the steering-lock


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1. Clutch in.
2. Press Start Button
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Make sure you can put down that power on the pavement and rearrange peoples faces. Literally. :roflp uke2:
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Press start button
Disengage traction control
Have tons of fun

Surely I'm not the fist to say this?
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1. Seatbelt on
2. Start button pressed
3. iPod plugged in, stereo turned on
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