Notes left on your car or vice versa...
 

The crappy parker thread reminded me of a note that was left on my car a while back. The only thing I can think of that day that could have possibly pissed someone off was when I sped around a dump truck that was half in the road while they were doing work.

Here is the note that was on my car when I left work lol:

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This was my '07 350Z. Needless to say I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Those pesky Prius drivers are at it again....

he right though, you shouldnt be showing off in a 350Z. Were you probably driving fast?

Lol, sounds like someone has a penis issue but it's not you. People need to nut up and say things in person...

haha this is pretty funny.

last note i got on my car was in college on my tahoe. it was a fake police ticket saying "you're sexy - (phone number) - call me.......ahhh college days :shakes head:

no notes on the Z just yet.

he has good handwriting.

i wish i could write so cleanly like him. this smartphone and computer thing made me write like HELLO, MY NAME IS KENCHAN. I CAN ONLY WRITE CAPITAL LETTERS.

:rofl2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::rofl2::roflpuke2::ro fl2::roflpuke2::eek::owned:

I was at a stop sign at an intersection and, on the other side, there was a dump truck taking up half of the driving lane. In order to avoid any issues with oncoming traffic I accelerated quickly around the truck but I didn't burn out or anything. I also immediately slowed down.

I'm also not saying that I never drive like an asshat but this wasn't really one of those times and, thankfully, they are few and far between lol.

I know what you mean, my handwriting is shite too. It's always been that way though.

i think there was a saying or something, the cleaner your handwriting is, the closer you still are to elementary school....or something. :icon17:


ok, i just made that up.

Heard a rant like that once from an overweight lesbian...

That's funny...lol

The only "note" i've ever gotten are flyers and business cards for hookers when i parked in vegas

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Ffffff... I write like a girl. So legible and neat. I'm afraid of what you are going to say that means. :eekdance:








Never have had a note, but yesterday I forgot to use my turn signal (wasn't close to the lady) and she felt the need to roll her window down and yell at me asking if I knew what a turn signal was.

Then I kept laughing at her and to insult me she yelled out, "You look like a little boy!" :bowrofl::bowrofl:

I almost had to pull off of the road I was laughing so hard.

I mean, yeah, I look 16, but at almost 30 it's definitely not an insult! :icon17:

you live in a safe community, haboob. :tup:

I squeezed my Explorer Sport passenger side within 4 inches of the driver side of a guy's brand new 3 series BMW simply because he parked like an idiot (practically over the line in fairly big spaces - I was completely within my lines). He left me a note that I wish I had taken a picture of or could remember the wording cause it was quite humorous. The only part I do remember was he insulted my car by calling it girly (lol!). Oh how I wish he had said something to my face. I would have given him a nice scolding for his parking job, and then when he tried mouth off back to me, I would have used his teeth to key his own car :tup:

dang... all the notes i get on my car is from the cleaning lady. :confused:

Ha!!! That is very funny -- another real gem from one of the forum's finest members..

I've left notices on OTHER cars before when they parked in my back yard (!?) However, I've never taken pictures of my notes, but it's the usual 'Please don't park here ever again, otherwise, we will call the cops and have your car towed. Thank you.'

Trying to keep it civil and professional. Don't want them to do any damage to my house.

Does your wife know about this... "cleaning lady"? :confused: Is that the equivalent to her "pool boy"?

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A legal jailbait to catch pedophiles

Who ever wrote that note is having Penile Envy.
Maybe his favorite rock band is the "LIMP"Biscuit.:icon17:

I don't think it works the other way around, as long as she's good looking...

What's that saying... You can't rape the willing? :tiphat:

Unless he did it all for the nookie.

I never said the pedophiles are females :icon18:

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And my girls appreciated it when you called them back :icon17:

Then fire the male receptionist because he ruined my mood :shakes head:

I have business sized cards that read,

"Thank you for parking so close. Next time could you please leave me a f&$king can opener?"

That was a shem with an adam's apple.....:eek::wtf2:

lol, this thread reminds me of this one time i was in a walmart parking lot looking for a space and i know most people have had this happen to them where some idiot pulling backwards out of a parking space doesnt look behind them and proceeds to back into you. well i had the exact same thing happen to me back when i had an v6 altima, had a car behind me and there was a car in front of me, guy started backing out, fortunately the car in front of me pulled forward so i gunned it a little to get the hell out of the way and immediately slowed down found a parking space and parked. no sooner had i gotten out of my car this redneck looking guy and this fat chick pull up behind me and proceed to start cussing me out saying that i should watch where im going and threatening to kick my *** and what not and this was me the whole time :wtf:

I can't stand people who hide behind a piece of paper. Man the hell up!

Your fro sucks!

I've got better things to do than to wait on someone to come back to their car, so I don't see any problems with notes. Sometimes people need to be told they're being dumb. That being said, I've also got better things to do than to write a note for someone. I just key it and move on.

Yep just d***slap their door handle a little bit then go on with your day

Is that all you got? lol
To be honest with you, I had that fro as a joke years ago -- and someone actually gave me her number saying it was cute. Exact reason why I kept that darn fro.

wait, thats a real fro? i thought you are wearing a wig :icon18:

Lol. It's a wig and I use it at work once in a while for fun. Try driving around town in a Z and fro and you get more attention than you need. You going to Cerritos this weekend. I'd like to see your fuji.