Notes left on your car or vice versa...

kenchan · 05-02-2013, 04:57 PM

you live in a safe community, haboob.

JARblue · 05-02-2013, 05:06 PM

I squeezed my Explorer Sport passenger side within 4 inches of the driver side of a guy's brand new 3 series BMW simply because he parked like an idiot (practically over the line in fairly big spaces - I was completely within my lines). He left me a note that I wish I had taken a picture of or could remember the wording cause it was quite humorous. The only part I do remember was he insulted my car by calling it girly (lol!). Oh how I wish he had said something to my face. I would have given him a nice scolding for his parking job, and then when he tried mouth off back to me, I would have used his teeth to key his own car

kenchan · 05-02-2013, 05:08 PM

dang... all the notes i get on my car is from the cleaning lady.

onzedge · 05-02-2013, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

dang... all the notes i get on my car is from the cleaning lady.

Ha!!! That is very funny -- another real gem from one of the forum's finest members..

enkei2k · 05-02-2013, 05:19 PM

I've left notices on OTHER cars before when they parked in my back yard (!?) However, I've never taken pictures of my notes, but it's the usual 'Please don't park here ever again, otherwise, we will call the cops and have your car towed. Thank you.'

Trying to keep it civil and professional. Don't want them to do any damage to my house.

Haboob · 05-02-2013, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

dang... all the notes i get on my car is from the cleaning lady.

Does your wife know about this... "cleaning lady"?

Is that the equivalent to her "pool boy"?

kenchan · 05-02-2013, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Does your wife know about this... "cleaning lady"?

Is that the equivalent to her "pool boy"?

Apoc370z · 05-02-2013, 06:02 PM

A legal jailbait to catch pedophiles

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Originally Posted by Haboob

Ffffff... I write like a girl. So legible and neat. I'm afraid of what you are going to say that means.

Never have had a note, but yesterday I forgot to use my turn signal (wasn't close to the lady) and she felt the need to roll her window down and yell at me asking if I knew what a turn signal was.

Then I kept laughing at her and to insult me she yelled out, "You look like a little boy!"

I almost had to pull off of the road I was laughing so hard.

I mean, yeah, I look 16, but at almost 30 it's definitely not an insult!

Zoren 370 · 05-02-2013, 06:13 PM

Who ever wrote that note is having Penile Envy.
Maybe his favorite rock band is the "LIMP"Biscuit.

Haboob · 05-02-2013, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc370z

A legal jailbait to catch pedophiles

I don't think it works the other way around, as long as she's good looking...

What's that saying... You can't rape the willing?

Haboob · 05-02-2013, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Who ever wrote that note is having Penile Envy.
Maybe his favorite rock band is the "LIMP"Biscuit.

Unless he did it all for the nookie.

Apoc370z · 05-02-2013, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I don't think it works the other way around, as long as she's good looking...

What's that saying... You can't rape the willing?

I never said the pedophiles are females

Haboob · 05-02-2013, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc370z

I never said the pedophiles are females

Magic Bus · 05-02-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc370z

The only "note" i've ever gotten are flyers and business cards for hookers when i parked in vegas

And my girls appreciated it when you called them back

Apoc370z · 05-02-2013, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic Bus

And my girls appreciated it when you called them back

Then fire the male receptionist because he ruined my mood

05-02-2013, 04:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	you live in a safe community, haboob. Haboob likes this.

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JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	I squeezed my Explorer Sport passenger side within 4 inches of the driver side of a guy's brand new 3 series BMW simply because he parked like an idiot (practically over the line in fairly big spaces - I was completely within my lines). He left me a note that I wish I had taken a picture of or could remember the wording cause it was quite humorous. The only part I do remember was he insulted my car by calling it girly (lol!). Oh how I wish he had said something to my face. I would have given him a nice scolding for his parking job, and then when he tried mouth off back to me, I would have used his teeth to key his own car kenchan likes this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

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enkei2k A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NYC Posts: 6,365 Drives: '12 G41 B/S M6 Rep Power: 3716	I've left notices on OTHER cars before when they parked in my back yard (!?) However, I've never taken pictures of my notes, but it's the usual 'Please don't park here ever again, otherwise, we will call the cops and have your car towed. Thank you.' Trying to keep it civil and professional. Don't want them to do any damage to my house. __________________ ...need boost...

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