Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer

Virtual · 08-07-2014, 05:49 PM

Not really dumb or anything but I was at a mitsubishi dealer and my dad made the threat we are going to look at the civic, so the dealer manager made some bs lie about how his friend got into a accident in the civic and was bleeding pretty bad from his legs and that would never happen in the lancer. And then later my dad said something about 'dealers always have enough money to play around with the price' and the manager got pretty upset and made my dad apologize, anyways we did walk out with the mitsubishi.

b15 · 08-07-2014, 08:55 PM

Every Petrolhead's Nightmare Realised: Watch A Mechanic Mistreat A Customer's Mustang

/Angelo350Z/ · 08-07-2014, 10:34 PM

While at a Mitsubishi dealership while back I overheard a salesman tell a customer that an Evo has the same engine as a Skyline R34 GT-R

. I got up and left.

axmea? · 08-08-2014, 02:40 AM

Rolled into my local dealership to buy a supply of oil plug gaskets for my G and Z. Guy in a tie walks out and says "ready to trade your Z in?" Yah.

mishuko · 08-08-2014, 08:05 AM

Nissan dealer looking at another 370: oh well I am taking it to the auction Wednesday and think I can get atleast the list price. (it sat on the lot for another month and they dropped the price by about 1500).

Bmw service department: we don't have anyone who can run a diagnostic in on Saturdays.
Me: you what? You know it's just literally printing a receipt and confirming the codes on Google right?

Service : we don't have a qualified individual on site

osbornsm · 08-08-2014, 09:49 AM

Condition: Left side of vehicle is one INCH lower than the Right side.

Salesman: Oh, that's to compensate for the crown in the road. So your car rides level.
<-- Ignores @55hole and walks to service.
Dealer Service: Oh that's within spec.

GraphiteZ · 08-08-2014, 10:11 AM

This happened when I was shopping for my Z 5 year ago in a Nissan dealer.

Me: I would like to test drive a Z.

Sales person: Are you going to buy one?

Me: (Being honest because I was also considering a S2000) Not sure. That's why I would to test drive one and see how good it is.

Sales person: We don't allow people to test drive the Z unless they are buying it.

mishuko · 08-08-2014, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osbornsm

Condition: Left side of vehicle is one INCH lower than the Right side.

Salesman: Oh, that's to compensate for the crown in the road. So your car rides level.
<-- Ignores @55hole and walks to service.
Dealer Service: Oh that's within spec.

you should of said 'it's not hellaflush'

gbrettin · 08-08-2014, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b15

Every Petrolhead's Nightmare Realised: Watch A Mechanic Mistreat A Customer's Mustang

I caught the service department taking my Z out. They were "diagnosing" my car as they were hauling *** to Burger King to pick up lunch in my car. I was totally thrilled they needed to rip on my car when it had a broken engine mount.

I'm never going back there.

My brother, a buddy who owns a performance shop, or myself are the only people that touch the car now.

kenchan · 08-08-2014, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virtual

Not really dumb or anything but I was at a mitsubishi dealer and my dad made the threat we are going to look at the civic, so the dealer manager made some bs lie about how his friend got into a accident in the civic and was bleeding pretty bad from his legs and that would never happen in the lancer. And then later my dad said something about 'dealers always have enough money to play around with the price' and the manager got pretty upset and made my dad apologize, anyways we did walk out with the mitsubishi.

did the mitsu dealer LOL?

TreeSemdyZee · 08-08-2014, 11:38 AM

I had just installed the Hawk brake pads on my car and was at the dealer for an oil change.
Technician says to me, "You know that aftermarket parts aren't manufactured to Nissan standards right?"

I basically ignored him, but felt like I should have said, "Yeah. I know that. They are better because the Nissan pads are Sh**".

jcosta79 · 08-09-2014, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreeSemdyZee

I had just installed the Hawk brake pads on my car and was at the dealer for an oil change.
Technician says to me, "You know that aftermarket parts aren't manufactured to Nissan standards right?"

I basically ignored him, but felt like I should have said, "Yeah. I know that. They are better because the Nissan pads are Sh**".

You should have said: "You know Nissan doesn't make brake pads, right?"

TreeSemdyZee · 08-09-2014, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcosta79

You should have said: "You know Nissan doesn't make brake pads, right?"

Yeah. That was another thought that I had.

MACSIMIZER · 08-09-2014, 12:26 PM

Finance manager when signing final paper work "You sure you don't want to buy the extended warranty? You know you cant work on this car yourself"

Me "watch me"

First week with just tint

Today

TreeSemdyZee · 08-09-2014, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MACSIMIZER

Finance manager when signing final paper work "You sure you don't want to buy the extended warranty? You know you cant work on this car yourself"

Me "watch me"

Does he think the techs drink Unicorn blood that gives them magical powers every morning?

08-07-2014, 10:34 PM	#288 (permalink)
/Angelo350Z/ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Germany Posts: 2,230 Drives: Z34 \| MK7 \| F82 Rep Power: 3660	While at a Mitsubishi dealership while back I overheard a salesman tell a customer that an Evo has the same engine as a Skyline R34 GT-R . I got up and left. __________________ 2013 MB NISSAN 370Z SPORT

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axmea? A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 6,236 Drives: WELL ZED PW 6MT Rep Power: 53241	Rolled into my local dealership to buy a supply of oil plug gaskets for my G and Z. Guy in a tie walks out and says "ready to trade your Z in?" Yah. DEpointfive0 likes this. __________________ >MyZ's Album< NISMO Convert/ECUTEK/Takeda CAI/F.I. HFC NR CB Carbon/F.I. 34 Row Oil Cooler/4.08 Final Drive /Powertrix+Swifts/Hotchkis/SPL/Whiteline/TWM/Zoom Engineering/EVO-R/AeroJacket Vented CF Fenders + CF Spoiler/Avant Garde-WORK/NST/Morimoto Halo/STi Clear Lenses/Carbon Signal Automotive/RJM Performance/ZSpeed Clutch Flywheel CSC delete Last edited by axmea?; 08-08-2014 at 04:22 AM.

08-08-2014, 08:05 AM	#290 (permalink)
mishuko A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: bouncin on tigga Posts: 8,062 Drives: '12 Z Rep Power: 9435	Nissan dealer looking at another 370: oh well I am taking it to the auction Wednesday and think I can get atleast the list price. (it sat on the lot for another month and they dropped the price by about 1500). Bmw service department: we don't have anyone who can run a diagnostic in on Saturdays. Me: you what? You know it's just literally printing a receipt and confirming the codes on Google right? Service : we don't have a qualified individual on site osbornsm likes this.

08-08-2014, 09:49 AM	#291 (permalink)
osbornsm A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: WHAT Posts: 2,551 Drives: 2018 Camaro SS 1LE Rep Power: 424	Condition: Left side of vehicle is one INCH lower than the Right side. Salesman: Oh, that's to compensate for the crown in the road. So your car rides level. <-- Ignores @55hole and walks to service. Dealer Service: Oh that's within spec. __________________ 2018 Camaro SS 1LE (455hp) - 2011 Nissan 370z (333hp) - 2004 VW R32 (240hp) - 2000 Civic Si (160hp)

08-09-2014, 12:26 PM	#299 (permalink)
MACSIMIZER Enthusiast Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Pensacola FL Posts: 268 Drives: '10 370Z Rep Power: 18	Finance manager when signing final paper work "You sure you don't want to buy the extended warranty? You know you cant work on this car yourself" Me "watch me" First week with just tint Today Ghostvette likes this.

08-07-2014, 05:49 PM	#286 (permalink)
Virtual Base Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Socal Posts: 71 Drives: Mystery Machine Rep Power: 12	Not really dumb or anything but I was at a mitsubishi dealer and my dad made the threat we are going to look at the civic, so the dealer manager made some bs lie about how his friend got into a accident in the civic and was bleeding pretty bad from his legs and that would never happen in the lancer. And then later my dad said something about 'dealers always have enough money to play around with the price' and the manager got pretty upset and made my dad apologize, anyways we did walk out with the mitsubishi.

08-07-2014, 08:55 PM	#287 (permalink)
b15 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,229 Drives: 4drz Rep Power: 36571	Every Petrolhead's Nightmare Realised: Watch A Mechanic Mistreat A Customer's Mustang

08-08-2014, 10:11 AM	#292 (permalink)
GraphiteZ Base Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Northern VA Posts: 96 Drives: 05 Elise and 13 GTI Rep Power: 32	This happened when I was shopping for my Z 5 year ago in a Nissan dealer. Me: I would like to test drive a Z. Sales person: Are you going to buy one? Me: (Being honest because I was also considering a S2000) Not sure. That's why I would to test drive one and see how good it is. Sales person: We don't allow people to test drive the Z unless they are buying it.

08-08-2014, 11:38 AM	#296 (permalink)
TreeSemdyZee Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kentuck-IANA Age: 60 Posts: 4,885 Drives: '09 370 & ‘14 Juke Rep Power: 27409	I had just installed the Hawk brake pads on my car and was at the dealer for an oil change. Technician says to me, "You know that aftermarket parts aren't manufactured to Nissan standards right?" I basically ignored him, but felt like I should have said, "Yeah. I know that. They are better because the Nissan pads are Sh**".

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