Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer

Elan · 12-07-2013, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by diz330

Stopped by my local Nissan dealer the other day..(I'm 24, been in the market for one for 3 or 4 months now). Talking to the salesman for a couple minutes..he says "you know this is a 50 thousand dollar car right?" Me..Yes I do. Couple minutes later "you know the payment on this would be around $1200 a month right?" I promptly told him I had the funds to cover it free and clear. That shut him up. It ticked me off him insinuating just because I was young I had no money. Mind you I'm not planning to buy new, looking for one around $25k, but it still left the dealer with a bad feeling. Who is he to judge me. Maybe my parents are millionaires and told me to go shopping. He'll never find out.

50k car...

1200 a month...

Go somewhere else!!

winnre · 12-07-2013, 08:49 PM

I didn't buy a Dodge Viper because as I was admiring the car and I told the dealer I wanted it, his reply was, "...and HOW do you plan to pay for it?"

I shouted back, "NICKELS!"

Grindkiezer · 12-07-2013, 09:31 PM

There's a salesman that works at Nissan in my city and he claims to know more about my car then I do simply because he works there. I interacted with him once when after I dropped off my car I spent the next 15 minutes waiting for my ride to pick me up exploring the lot looking at other Z's. He spotted me and tried to sell me on it, except after I asked why the description of the car had 18" wheels on a nismo he said it's because all Z's have 18" stock. But then I told him I have a Z and its right over in there (service department) now every time I see him he tries to prove himself to me or something.

Redglare · 12-07-2013, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by winnre

I didn't buy a Dodge Viper because a I was admiring the car and I told the dealer I wanted it, his reply was, "...and HOW do you plan to pay for it?"

I shouted back, "NICKELS!"

luigi90210 · 12-08-2013, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

... I HIGHLY doubt I lose, with my heated and cooled seats, the dual sunroof, paddle shitters, Bose, Nav, leather, and... Yeah...

Let's play a game, it's called "I Win" LOL!!!

(I'm just bustin your balls)

the new maxima is so nice
does yours have the heated steering wheel as well?

Crayon · 12-08-2013, 02:33 AM

I made them go get me a new salesman after the first one scoffed at me wanting a test drive. The same salesman scoffed at my (supposed) inability to pay for it.

The same salesman who didn't get my commission.

DEpointfive0 · 12-08-2013, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by luigi90210

the new maxima is so nice
does yours have the heated steering wheel as well?

God damn right it does, it's the most expensive Maxima you can buy, even with the dumb *** under trunk organizer thing too, lol

luigi90210 · 12-08-2013, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

God damn right it does, it's the most expensive Maxima you can buy, even with the dumb *** under trunk organizer thing too, lol

lmao sounds like my moms maxima but she doesnt have the dual sun roof like you do

i love borrowing her car to drive around, its so nice

exsanity · 12-08-2013, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winnre

I didn't buy a Dodge Viper because as I was admiring the car and I told the dealer I wanted it, his reply was, "...and HOW do you plan to pay for it?"

I shouted back, "NICKELS!"

Did you run out cackling too?

RonRizz · 12-08-2013, 08:48 AM

There wouldn't possibly be any fabrication in any/most of these posts,would there??

2xtreme1 · 12-09-2013, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Elan

Funny I was just watching a show and they were interviewing the owner of Lamborghini of Miami whom does 200 million in sales a year. He said something to the extent of "If they come in wearing a suit, they aren't buying. If they come in wearing cargo shorts and flip flops, they just came from their yacht and want to have some fun".

You'd think they treat you better pulling up in a TT Nismo...Me and my buddy pulled up to Lamborghini of Atlanta in sports cars. The salesman there took us very seriously and was very helpful. We were just looking honestly, but many people here have loaded parents so they know better than to just dismiss two 22 year olds because we were young. Made me respect that dealer a lot more because of how well we were treated. When I buy my Lambo (

) That's where I'm goin.

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aha. The guy I bought my Z from told me he took me as a serious potential buyer because he has seen many young folks walk in and out with a car before.
I was 19 at the time, looked like 16 haha.

This one time when I went in for service, I was wearing my scrubs from work. They legitly tried to sell me a GTR..they were like it will be like 1800 a month etc LOL
I was like uhh maybe in 5 years.

Rhinetom · 12-09-2013, 11:06 AM

Nissan Service Tech: Do you want the regular oil or, the expensive stuff? We have a special on tire rotation, if you're interested.

Rhinetom · 12-09-2013, 11:10 AM

Oh, forgot this one from a female salesperson: Obviously, the convertible is faster because that top is very light and when you put it down it weighs nothing at all.

Justice97 · 12-09-2013, 01:41 PM

When I got to the dealer I told them I wanted a free cap and keychain.

2 weeks later I got a free cap and keychain with my plates.

No stupid lines no dumb questions, they were very cool from the 1st call to negotiate a negotiating start point on the price.

winnre · 12-25-2013, 09:13 PM

One dealer told me the auto 370Z has a CVT and you never hear the gears change. If you do, you did something wrong.

12-07-2013, 08:49 PM	#167 (permalink)
winnre Track Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Close to Redlands, CA Posts: 534 Drives: '14 370Z Touring Spt Rep Power: 13	I didn't buy a Dodge Viper because as I was admiring the car and I told the dealer I wanted it, his reply was, "...and HOW do you plan to pay for it?" I shouted back, "NICKELS!" gbrettin likes this. Last edited by winnre; 12-08-2013 at 04:27 AM. Reason: typo

12-07-2013, 09:31 PM	#168 (permalink)
Grindkiezer Track Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: San Diego Posts: 824 Drives: A Car Rep Power: 14	There's a salesman that works at Nissan in my city and he claims to know more about my car then I do simply because he works there. I interacted with him once when after I dropped off my car I spent the next 15 minutes waiting for my ride to pick me up exploring the lot looking at other Z's. He spotted me and tried to sell me on it, except after I asked why the description of the car had 18" wheels on a nismo he said it's because all Z's have 18" stock. But then I told him I have a Z and its right over in there (service department) now every time I see him he tries to prove himself to me or something. __________________ Z

12-08-2013, 02:33 AM	#171 (permalink)
Crayon Base Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: New Mexico Posts: 78 Drives: 2012 Nismo 370z #308 Rep Power: 11	I made them go get me a new salesman after the first one scoffed at me wanting a test drive. The same salesman scoffed at my (supposed) inability to pay for it. The same salesman who didn't get my commission. DEpointfive0 likes this.

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RonRizz A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Pine grove, Pa Posts: 2,136 Drives: 2 feet, 3 pedals Rep Power: 6775	There wouldn't possibly be any fabrication in any/most of these posts,would there?? falconfixer likes this. __________________ P99rs Head Unit--- Amps- 2 Pioneer Prs800d --- Zapco ST1000MX---Zapco ST-4XSQ---- SI BM mk5 Subs---SI TM65v2 Midbass--- SI M3 mids--- SI M25 xbl2 tweeters ----- 2016 MECA street class 3rd place at world finals

12-09-2013, 11:06 AM	#177 (permalink)
Rhinetom Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: United States Posts: 92 Drives: 09 370Z auto, red Rep Power: 16	Nissan Service Tech: Do you want the regular oil or, the expensive stuff? We have a special on tire rotation, if you're interested. fzgood likes this.

12-09-2013, 11:10 AM	#178 (permalink)
Rhinetom Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: United States Posts: 92 Drives: 09 370Z auto, red Rep Power: 16	Oh, forgot this one from a female salesperson: Obviously, the convertible is faster because that top is very light and when you put it down it weighs nothing at all. Zipper 104 likes this.

12-09-2013, 01:41 PM	#179 (permalink)
Justice97 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: San Antonio Posts: 387 Drives: 11 370Z MB M6 Rep Power: 16	When I got to the dealer I told them I wanted a free cap and keychain. 2 weeks later I got a free cap and keychain with my plates. No stupid lines no dumb questions, they were very cool from the 1st call to negotiate a negotiating start point on the price.

12-25-2013, 09:13 PM	#180 (permalink)
winnre Track Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Close to Redlands, CA Posts: 534 Drives: '14 370Z Touring Spt Rep Power: 13	One dealer told me the auto 370Z has a CVT and you never hear the gears change. If you do, you did something wrong.

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