What is the worst insult you have given someone's car?
 

I know there is a thread about insults recieved, I think it would be funny to hear what you guys say to insult your friends cars to get them going

... ***mobile... :supergay:
... Oh it's broken again? No way (2 of my friends own FD RX7's, both broken)

EDIT: You want a Honda Fit?!?!?! I didn't know you were :supergay:

"that quarter mile was almost long enough for you to hit vtec............." lol

nice ford lol

VTEC...
It's like having turbo lag, without a turbo.


Or the old 2g 420A mitsubishi eclipses..
Best looking car to lose to minivans in the 1/8th mile.

Nobody looks at your ugly frs

saturns are for people that missed the boat in life.

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Nice Volvo..

"Nice stick on vents"

Wow bro, did you get those brakes off your schwinn?

Nice Vulva.

Nothing has more retarded the advancement of learning than the disposition of vulgar minds to ridicule and vilify what they cannot comprehend...

What is the point of insulting people or their cars. I keep my thoughts in head.

Mine was to my best friend. We always give each other sh*t about our cars. Its just part of it. Nothing serious, and we don't mean anything by it.

^ This. The only time I bust someone's chops about their car is if they are a good friend of mine. Even then its only in jest because all of my friends drive awesome/interesting cars. Pretty much only the douchiest of douches dog a strangers car to their face.

I usually try to find something nice to say or point out even in cars I don't like

But I did crap on a guy for having those fake Brembo brake covers and a fake Intercooler...I let him know his car will not:

stop any faster with imaginary brake covers thanks to his imaginary added Horsepower

His car was a major fail all around...him being 38 yrs old and not a 16yr old newbie made it worse :shakes head:

Definite :shakes head:

I told someone that their car smelled of elderberries.

Saw this:

http://www.imcdb.org/i357078.jpg

Asked him if he got the car from Papa Smurf?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Papasmurf1.jpg

Was their mom a hamster?

Nice car, did it come with a matching purse?

another one of my favs, " Oh, is that the new Miata?" lol

Indeed she was.

HAHA! I will have to bust that one out one of these days

wow... you took your father's key today??

Another slant but similar, "Oh, driving your wife's car today, eh?

yes I added the eh because you're from Canada :tiphat:

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"Oh. It's an automatic."

Aww, that hurts. :(











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When I was shopping for beaters, I told a salesman at a particular dealership that the car he was trying hard to sell me was a "crapbox."

fixed.

Here is how it's done

American Graffiti (7/10) Movie CLIP - Must Be Your Mama's Car (1973) HD - YouTube

That sounds like sh-t

I used to make fun of other people's cars but now I figure to each their own. I just make fun of their driving or the driver now. That said, I did say this:

Wow, I could write a book for all the **** I talk about my friends cars haha

"How much horsepower do all those stickers add?"

"I don't see why you have such a loud *** exhaust, if I drove that POS I wouldn't want to draw any more attention to myself"

Your car looks like a piece of ****.

haha! Keep em coming guys! I really like the autotragic one... Have a friend that is guilty of that. Every new car he gets in automatic saying "dude, they didn't have and standards..." Mustang driver...

I have a friend who picked up a new MX5. I asked him what his husband drives. :tiphat:

I told a Subaru driver they cant park between the lines, he took offense. :rofl2: